Humanity will be destroyed in approximately 3 hours

[ZleazyA]

Locate my towel and stick out my thumb. Let the hitchhiking begin!

 

[rokkolpo]

i'd confess every lie i've recently told.
And for the other 2 hours and 59 minutes - sex.

I'd go straight for plan 2.

 

[Mastermoose]

Try to kill as many people i dont like as humanly possible, while procreating with attractive females if they like it or not.

 

[Souplex]

If you want something done right...
I stop the extinction event myself.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

Is it just me or is the most popular answer either "sex" or "drinking the blood of my enemies"???

...which I, by chance, would do both of in this situation

 

[pilf]

leave my house and make my way the disused rail bridge in the forest. I'd then sit on the wall which separates the path from a sudden deadly drop, and spend the next 2.5 hours admiring the view over the trees and the river below.
Maybe take a friend with me if anyone's around.

 

[Exile714]

I like how not a single person on this gaming site thinks they would play video games in their final hours.

Of all people...

 

[Dirkie]

I shall put the kettle on, Keep Calm and Carry On. It's the British thing to do.

*buffers monocle*

Anyone for a spot of Cricket?

That will be the Dutch way too.
The world may end, but that doesn't mean we're going to have to accept it. After all, this bit of world is made out of mud, it can only get better.

Milk and two sugar please, i'll bring the biscuits.

 

[[.redacted]]

i'd confess every lie i've recently told.
And for the other 2 hours and 59 minutes - sex.

I'd confess every lie I've recently told.
...And I won't finish.

 

[Ace of Spades]

I think I would just cry. That would freak me the hell out.

 

[Mastermoose]

I like how not a single person on this gaming site thinks they would play video games in their final hours.

Of all people...

I would have played games too, but my hands are full of struggling women and intestines. Makes Video Games difficult.
But if i ran out of people to kill i would steal as many video games as possible and play them all.

 

[Arawn]

Dang and I just pre-ordered Dragon Age II. Sucks. Oh wells I guess I'll order a pizza and watch the destruction unfold.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Who's up for an end of the world orgy?

I'd probably grab some sort of weapon to help defend myself against the now-numerous crazies looking for blood. I'd probably also get totally wasted on whatever I could. Then grab my orgy-buddies and go out head-hunting or something (after the orgy of course, first things first).

So essentially pull out of all the stops.

 

[zz_]

Sex. And more sex. I'd also beat up people I don't like (or perhaps for no particular reason at all) if I happen to meet them while travelling between the goals of my 3 hour sex journey.

tl;dr good old dystopia anarchy à la Fallout and everything else along those lines.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Get on bike - find boyfriend - sex. if I'm going out, I'm going out with a BANG!

 

[Flamezdudes]

Totally go and talk to the girl I really care about. Then remove the people I dislike!

 

[DaggerOfCompassion]

I kill everyone I can.

 

[CrashBang]

Dang and I just pre-ordered Dragon Age II. Sucks. Oh wells I guess I'll order a pizza and watch the destruction unfold.

Yeah, pizza sounds good. Pizza, Jack Daniels and sex with anything, literally anything, that I can find
...then bundybundybundybundybundy

 

[SimpleChimp]

This one is fucking easy!

I would walk out into the busiest street wearing meager clothes. I would then throw my arms wide yell,

"I am the lord incarnate," And when every one looks at me, "Give me your faith and you shall be restored, live a life free of sin to enter my fathers kingdom. I am the son, and i am the lamb. Come confess your sins to me and be absolved of sin"

Then i would hear peoples confessions, deeming each man woman and child a sinner and destined to the gates of hell. Then as shit starts to swing for the fences, and reality begins to break, i mount the highest point and scream,

"Father forgive not these sinners, they heed not your word. Bring forth the lake of fire to cleanse their spirit." and while people weep and cry for they are destined to die and serve eternity in hell i shall scream "SHOW ME DEM TITTIES!" and jump from my perch falling with the precise time that the world ends.

 

[Trivun]

Ladies and Gentlemen, an extinction level event will take place in 3 hours. No current technology is enough to survive. Martial law has been implemented but the armed forces are sparsely spread, so police are a non-issue; non-specific and suggestible riots are common; so any material security will eventually cave.

What are you going to do?

It's okay, I'm actually an undercover SCP Agent, so I'm fully trained for this sort of an emergency. As long as the 110-Montauk Process is carried out by a trained and approved D-Class operative, we should be fine. Provided Dr. Bright isn't around, at least. And provided SCP-682 hasn't escaped. Again.