Humour needed

[Xelt]

"I'm going to inject you with hydrochloric acid and feed you bananas"

the person i said that to kinda jsut stopped and looked at me as if to say "wtf?"

 

[JRCB]

"That worked as well as a Dodge Caravan."

 

[sneak_copter]

"You scottish b*stard"

Best Used on somebody who is scottish.

(I don't mean any offence on Scottish people, you gave the world Gordon Brown and I love you for it)

 

[Simriel]

"You scottish b*stard"

Best Used on somebody who is scottish.

(I don't mean any offence on Scottish people, you gave the world Gordon Brown and I love you for it)

I TAKE GREAT OFFENSE! AHLL CHIB YER HEED IN YA WANK!

 

[Simriel]

Its time to make like a banana, and Fuck off

 

[Bowl Full]

"Go choke on a fetus and die, you festering gangrene on the amputated limb of mankind."

 

[sneak_copter]

"You scottish b*stard"

Best Used on somebody who is scottish.

(I don't mean any offence on Scottish people, you gave the world Gordon Brown and I love you for it)

I TAKE GREAT OFFENSE! AHLL CHIB YER HEED IN YA WANK!

I do apologise. And please don't "chib me heed in me wank"

No, I don't mean to offend people. Much.

 

[Hippobatman]

For more serious insults, however, my retaliation is completely nonverbal. I have a look that manages to make people stop what they're doing and slowly back away.

I have one of those looks as well. I've been told I could light someone on fire with my eyes
That's a pretty evil look, I guess.

 

[Simriel]

"You scottish b*stard"

Best Used on somebody who is scottish.

(I don't mean any offence on Scottish people, you gave the world Gordon Brown and I love you for it)

I TAKE GREAT OFFENSE! AHLL CHIB YER HEED IN YA WANK!

I do apologise. And please don't "chib me heed in me wank"

No, I don't mean to offend people. Much.

Dude don't sweat. I was being comic knee jerk guy. I didn't take offense.

 

[Simriel]

Its time to make like a banana, and Fuck off

lolwut?

Make like a banana, and fuck off. Totally throws people off their game. Its awesome.

 

[sneak_copter]

"You scottish b*stard"

Best Used on somebody who is scottish.

(I don't mean any offence on Scottish people, you gave the world Gordon Brown and I love you for it)

I TAKE GREAT OFFENSE! AHLL CHIB YER HEED IN YA WANK!

I do apologise. And please don't "chib me heed in me wank"

No, I don't mean to offend people. Much.

Dude don't sweat. I was being comic knee jerk guy. I didn't take offense.

I know. Now give me a hug.

 

[Simriel]

"You scottish b*stard"

Best Used on somebody who is scottish.

(I don't mean any offence on Scottish people, you gave the world Gordon Brown and I love you for it)

I TAKE GREAT OFFENSE! AHLL CHIB YER HEED IN YA WANK!

plz, im scotish and lol'd

So did i. I assumed people would realize i was being sarcastic.

 

[Simriel]

"You scottish b*stard"

Best Used on somebody who is scottish.

(I don't mean any offence on Scottish people, you gave the world Gordon Brown and I love you for it)

I TAKE GREAT OFFENSE! AHLL CHIB YER HEED IN YA WANK!

I do apologise. And please don't "chib me heed in me wank"

No, I don't mean to offend people. Much.

Dude don't sweat. I was being comic knee jerk guy. I didn't take offense.

I know. Now give me a hug.

*gives hug*