Hypothetical: If you died, and (Let's Assume Christian) God is waiting for you...

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Jonatron

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Stand with my head held high and tell him,
"I gave it a good shot and tried to do what was right whenever possible. Do as you must."
Or words to that effect. What I'd want to say, at least. God wouldn't invoke fear, would he? (In this hypothetical situation in which his existence is a given, I mean.)
 

kalakashi

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Eerors said:
I'd up my meds.
Genius =] brought a smile to my face.

OT: I'd ask him if I could start my life over, knowing what I know now. I haven't made any horrific mistakes yet (I'm only 17) but you could live one hell of a life (no pun intended) with that 20/20 hindsight.
 

Abedeus

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"Screw you, I'm going to the basement. Satan's way cooler and at least his acts of evil have a bigger effect on world than your puny miracles."
 

Iconsting

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CJ1145 said:
Iconsting said:
I think I'd rather burn in hell than live in heaven under a god who supports infanticide, genocide, rape, incest, slavery, and kidnapping.
Hey! Slavery was a lot different back then, and I'm pretty sure the Bible taboos infanticide!
Slavery is still slavery and There's still rape, incest, and genocide in the atheist argument corner.
 

scotth266

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Hey, another blanket use of the word "Christian."

Woooooooo.

There are so many different Christian sects with differing beliefs on God that I have no idea what a "Christian" god would think.
 

Sajuuk-khar

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AxelxGabriel said:
At first I might be angry as to how he could led bad things happen, but then I realize that to him, we're practically nothing. Like what ants are to us. If we own an Ant Farm, we could try our best to raise them, but in the end, Ants are going to die. It's just how the universe works.

Ants Die. People Die.

EDIT: Basically the same idea with any of the Cthulu Mythos.
The difference is, is that "he created us". Most of our 'sins' are urges that are part of our nature. Us being imperfect means that he created imperfect beings. The reason of that? Massochism?

We didn't create the ants. They're going to work hard for their hive, fight for their territorium etc, whether we like/agree with it or not.
 

Orcus The Ultimate

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most of what many of you said, could be called Blasphemy, even if i should care, i won't because it's not my role to moderate what you say.

for myself, i'd remain silent unless i'm asked something, as a sign of respect.
 

HT_Black

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Woodsey said:
I'd ask him why he demands people believe in him with f*ck all proof. Talk about arrogance.
Oh, but there is plenty of proof. Sadly, I can't go into the matter here without taking up half the page.

Slightly more on-topic: I think I'd say something to this extent:

"How-de-do, Jehovah?"

Keep it simple, right?
 

Brandon237

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I would ask him A: Why did he never send me a divine sign to make me believe
B: If he could please give me a personal air-con 'cause I hear hell's kinda warm these days.
 

ohellynot

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me:go on let me in, I was a nice person.
God: NO, what if I let every nice person in?
me: >.>
 

Beardon65

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I'd walk up to him. Look him staight in the eye and say... WAZZAP! Then after his reply ask him where the nearest game room is. Bet you never saw that coming did ya? [/sarcasm]. I'd also apologise for the blasphemy I commited. I did't think asking that if Jesus rose from the grave would make him a zombie was considered blasphemy... oh well.
 

Panda Mania

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Hm. My fellow Christians tell me people in Heaven will throw their crowns at his feet immediately start worshiping him (no joke). Personally, I like to imagine sitting on some comfy furniture with some hot drinks and just discussing stuff with him, like an actual friend and not some overbearing divine ruler.
 

BuzzDJT

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Something along the lines of 'So, them skeptics, if they've been good do they get to go here too?' depending on his answer, make a mental list of the people i need to sneak in the backdoor.

I have a lot of skeptic friends, i figure they'ld appreciate it. Plus I get bragging rights and one major 'Told you so' when they arrive. Like me next to God, with streamers, a mariachi band, a giant banner and some cake

(if you're wondering I've got the Faith bit, just not the Dogma of a religious person. I figure if your good you get there whether you believe or not. If you do good without the threat of eternal damnation, that has got to count for something)
 

Woodsey

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HT_Black said:
Woodsey said:
I'd ask him why he demands people believe in him with f*ck all proof. Talk about arrogance.
Oh, but there is plenty of proof. Sadly, I can't go into the matter here without taking up half the page.

Slightly more on-topic: I think I'd say something to this extent:

"How-de-do, Jehovah?"

Keep it simple, right?
If you could briefly outline what that proof is I'd love to hear it.
 

obex

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We would do our super secret handshake because he is God and therefore knows my thoughts and how to do the super secret handshake, man then Jesus would be jealous.