Hypothetical: If you died, and (Let's Assume Christian) God is waiting for you...

[CJ1145]

What would you say when you met him?

Would you fall on your knees and beg for forgiveness? Would you try to ignore him? Would you sing a jaunty tune? I've always been curious as to what the skeptics would do if it turned out they were wrong. This topic appeases that curiosity of mine.

 

[Joe Matsuda]

I wonder if God would "meet and great" all who died

seems like he has a lot of things on his plate these days...

plus, Im probably going to purgatory, so...

 

[Woodsey]

I'd ask him why he demands people believe in him with f*ck all proof. Talk about arrogance.

 

[Hristo Petrov]

Could you pass me the fries? - that's all ill ever ask god

 

[multiple_man]

i'd ask him what the hell he's been doing all this time? srsly, has he just been sitting up in heaven playing uno with jesus, or did his clock break and he never noticed time passing? also, i'd probably wonder why i'm going to a plane of the afterlife that i don't believe in and thus can't go to. paradox FTW!!!

-this message brought to you by multiple_man, who thinks in plurals because they are

 

[DrunkWithPower]

I'd probe him about his everyday life until I can get him to admit to wars. Playing with the tin soldiers to kill boredom and such.

 

[Instant K4rma]

I'd shake his hand, look him in the eyes, and say "Hey, I'm Dylan, pleased to meet you, sir." Someone in his position deserves some respect. I know I wouldn't want his job. Too much pressure.

[small]I wonder how much it pays...?[/small]

 

[Hybrid Sight]

I'd casually ask him how he was doing, and whats going on in the afterlife.

 

[Hippobatman]

Sit down and discuss philosophy and key historical events.

Who knows, maybe he'll like me.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

I'd ask him about all the people that died horribly in all sorts of bad things (earthquakes, car accidents etc.), about the people who suffered mental and health problems.
Also, I would ask him about the guy who has been alive and sane but unable to move or speak for 20 years.
I really hope the guy doesn't exist because if he does, he is not a generally nice person.

 

[Retodon8]

I would give him a chance to defend his (in)actions, and kick him out of heaven when he fails to do so.
He'd be getting of easy.

 

[rokkolpo]

why he would cheat on jozef with mary.

 

[XJ-0461]

I'd ask him to tell me how the Universe began and how life started. I want to know once and for all.

Also, I'd like to know if he was the "truth behind the myth" so to speak. By which I mean I'd want to find out if the God I was speaking to was the representation of all deities, or just specific to whatever religion's afterlife I went to.

 

[AvsJoe]

I figure I'd beg Him for forgiveness. I'm Catholic, but I'm extremely skeptical about the whole thing so I guess I would just be glad that I made it to Heaven.

BTW, This thread belongs in Religion and Politics.

 

[Holy_Handgrenade]

I would be wondering about talking to him about him being a total douche but to tell you the truth I would probably just keep my mouth shut so I can enjoy Heaven.

 

[CJ1145]

I figure I'd beg Him for forgiveness. I'm Catholic, but I'm extremely skeptical about the whole thing so I guess I would just be glad that I made it to Heaven.

BTW, This thread belongs in Religion and Politics.

D'oh!

 

[Xanadeas]

I'd want nothing to do with heaven or god. To have lived a life like mine, to know others have lived worse... To know that as a whole the world suffers while He sits back and watches... It would fill me with rage. I'd kindly tell him to fuck himself and to send me to Hell.