Hypothetical Nerd Challenge #1

[the_hessian]

Proceed to act out a conversation between adam west and william shatner over which is better the orginal star trek series or the original batman series.
But does this man even know what a nerd is?
Does he know everything that is truely nerdy and geeky in the world to get all the references.
If so I could go further and do a one man show of bladerunner in 3min I bet.
If that doesn't get you crowned king of the nerds I don't know what would.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I wouldn't bother, because there isn't anything fantastical about proving I'm a nerd, being alive, and especially not Diablo 3. Hasn't that been in the works for like half a decade?

 

[iggyus]

Id just tell him: Listen G-man you let me out or I will call Gordon and his friend! (Kudos to nerds who understood it)

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

Id just tell him: Listen G-man you let me out or I will call Gordon and his friend! (Kudos to nerds who understood it)

Really? Start with Gorden Freeman and take away the "free."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ3T59tTYUA

 

[Clashero]

Write down the rules of Call of Cthulhu RPG in runes.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Grab the back of his head and smash his face into the table until he lets me go and stops the world from imploding. Screw Diablo 3 (The fact that I couldn't care less about that game proves I'm not a nerd, I think).

 

[hippo24]

Desu?
(What have I wrought)

 

[countrysteaksauce]

Bring out the 20 sided die you always keep handy.

 

[Danman1]

Write him a long thought out note of why I am a nerd...in Daedric.
(Ok, I cant yet but I am actually learning it. Mostly by reading scrolls in Morrowind. Elemental Burst: Fire, the daedric wording in it is actually what the Morag Tong writs say.)

Damn. I just learned LotR elvish a little bit. Daedric?

 

[rohit9891]

I would kick him in the balls until he gave me Diablo 3!

Totally agree with you...that's the best option available.

 

[dmase]

Now that i think about it i would probably done a cape and start live action role playing and start casting flare to blind him while i made my darring escape with the invisible princess.....I want to cast a spell

 

[Meado]

Ldrimri Vrdykh, E't cdynd ajano cahdyhla fedr dra funtc "Ldrimri Vrdykh" yht aht ajano cahdyhla po cyoehk "Gibu", Gibu! Ldrimri Vrdykh, ymcu, ajanodrehk E cyo femm pa eh Ym Prat, Gibu!

http://www.pixelscapes.com/twoflower/albhed.html

 

[Erana]

Sing the pokerap.
(Seriously, I dont think that will ever get out of my head...)

 

[teutonicman]

I would laugh prompting him to ask why. I would tell him that the time limit for this challenge is 3.14 minutes which is the mathematical constant pi. I would then recieve a bj from megan fox as my challenge reward.

 

[Spacelord]

I'd throw a long-winded hissy fit about how Blizzard always pulls this shit on us.

 

[Meado]

Sing the pokerap.
(Seriously, I dont think that will ever get out of my head...)

SMTV will make you Poketough...damn it.
Thank you for THAT.

 

[Deleric]

I'd ask him what he thought of Star Trek 5.

 

[ygetoff]

I would kick him in the balls until he gave me Diablo 3!

lets see how that chair looks being kicked up his ass

I'd beat him with this chair until he could believe I'm queen Elizabeth.

Same here. I'd kick the crap out of him, Diablo 3 be damned.

Hah! It's amusing and disturbing how the perspective of being locked up in a room with a guy instantly provokes violent fantasies.

In my defense, the guy is kind of an asshole. Prove that you're a nerd or the world blows up? He deserves it all.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

Sing the pokerap.
(Seriously, I dont think that will ever get out of my head...)

SMTV will make you Poketough...damn it.
Thank you for THAT.

There is one hundred and fifty and more to see. To be a Pokemon master is my destiny!

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

I'd look at him. Just keep staring. Then stab him in the eye with my sharpened fingernail that I've been sharpening for 3 minutes. It'd be the most painful 14 seconds of his life.