Hypothetical Nerd Challenge #1

[Jepix]

I would bed forward and speak to him about how humanity is a virus, how the stink is all over me and how the whole matter disgust me so much that I sometimes take out my earplug and wish I was at the source.

The challenge said 'nerd' not 'nihilistic sociopath computer program'

Ah it's a fine, fine line.

 

[Ajna]

Explain that I only have a charisma score of 8, because I thought it would make more sense (belonging to the "nerd" class, and all), to dump most of my points into intelligence. I'd then tell him that, unless he had a dice ready, I'd have no ability to roll and see if I could convince him, and would have to assume I wouldn't roll the 20 necessary to convince him.

I'd then mutter under my breath about how it's a good thing my intelligence stat raised my deception skill up to 20, making it easy to convince him I was much more nerdy than I actually was.

 

[ThaBenMan]

I'd tell him I don't care about Diablo III, cuz Blizzard fucked up the art style and made it too colorful/cartoony like Warcraft. And it'll probably suck compared to Diablo II anyway, cuz everyone knows only old games are any good and all new games suck. (not what I actually believe, but I think it would help convince him that I was a nerd - or at least an elitist nerd)

 

[hippo24]

This is what the old man looks like...
At least its what I thought of, when I pictured an inquisitory old man questioning my nerdliness.


Im assuming that picture somehow get me out of the room too....
I mean would you question that baby?
I sure hope not.
He's vicious.

 

[buggy65]

Two words: Mendalbrot Set

 

[Signa]

I would point out that 3.14 is the start of Pi, and then I would proceed to name all the digits I know: 3.141592653589793238462622...

This. Only a nerd would recognize a reference to Pi instantly.

 

[JRCB]

I'd sing "Still Alive".

 

[NeoDeath90]

I would undo my pants, reveal myself to him and announce "GOLIATH ONLINE!", while giving him the look like Kerrigan has on the cover of Starcraft: Brood War.

(http://www.drsnet.de/~david/pics/StarCraft/Units/Kerrigan,%20Queen%20of%20Blades.jpg for those that don;t know)

 

[secretary with crossbow]

I'd give a list of every nintendo developer to date.
He'd let me out and give me diablo 3

 

[Magnaflame]

Reenact things such as Monty Python, The Lazer Collection, and the Awesome Series. If he doesn't either think I'm weird or mental by the end of that, everyone else if fucked.

 

[Captain Urahara]

I'd sing the Pi song

 

[Zayren]

Talk about EVs and IVs, or about the finer intricacies in BioShock.

 

[Dugarel]

I would begin by explaining every little detail and the full backstories of every character from Firefly. If there was any time remaining I would begin to reenact either Monty Python and the Holy Grail or The Life of Brian from begining to end.

 

[Emeli]

I'd recite to him the condescending haikus I used to make up for my raid group after a wipe.

Stay away from me,
I can't heal you when frying,
It's Curator, noobs.

 

[Sergeant M. Fudgey]

I would vulcan nerve pinch him. I don't care about Diablo 3, but it would be fun to see the look on his face.

Or I could rant about WH40K backstory and put him to sleep.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

I would tell him just exactly how much of a nerd I am, in Sindarin.

 

[Bat Vader]

I would show him that I use Linux and also explain to him why Linux is awesome.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd start up a quick game of basic dungeons and dragons and all the while give him back-stories to super hero's

 

[Code Monkey]

I'd spell any word he asked of me in 1337Sp33|<.