Posting in troll thread. Oh well.
Jailbird408 said:
WARNING: Personal opinion of this user may plummet after reading this critique.
Ladies and gentlemen of the Escapist, now that we're knee-deep in the largest sports event in the world I have a question to ask.
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!
Ooh! I know this one! Because it's an ancient tradition of bringing together people from across the world to match skills in the spirit of friendly competition?
Jailbird408 said:
I see no point in the Olympics, or any sport for that matter, whatsoever. Take hockey, for example. You watch twenty or so burly blokes whack a puck around and MAYBE get it into the net for about an hour. What could you have done in that hour? Could you have cooked that recipe you always wanted to try? Could you go watch that movie you heard was pretty sweet? Could you perhaps, by any chance, exercise so that you would be fit enough to maybe play hockey yourself?
Putting aside the fact that you've outright assumed that A) everyone here likes cooking and B) out of shape to the point that they can't play any of the sports they watch, I can see already that your entire point is going to be, "I hate sports and don't understand why anyone could possibly think differently." I could replace 'hockey game' with 'movie' 'video game' 'TV show' or any number of other things (and adjust the alternatives fittingly) because you're just coming back to, "I think X is a waste of time, so why not do Y instead?" Probably because some people enjoy X, even if you don't, making your complaint moot.
Jailbird408 said:
No, you didn't. You watched the worst, least entertaining form of reality TV in existence.
That's right: I went there. Every competitive sporting match that has ever been broadcast over the internet is, by definition, in the same bracket as Big Brother, American Idol and Jersey Shore. And at least the characters in those irritating shows have some form of character development beyond "must win!"
Erm...what? "Reality TV" isn't the same as "broadcast of a live event." Like, at all. Do...do you actually think "reality TV" is broadcasted live and uncut? Wow.
Jailbird408 said:
But perhaps this sounds like the half-baked justifications of an alpha nerd who doesn't understand the appeal of sports.
Actually, it sounds more like you don't understand the
concept of sports. Or the concept of television, for that matter. Or possibly the concept of personal enjoyment.
Jailbird408 said:
I've made this argument a dozen times, and every time I get the same answer: a sense of pride, that someone from YOUR hometown, home state or home country is the best of the best. The lesser scales do make sense to me, but I'm sorry: why should I care about some pumped-up athlete I've never met who probably has nothing in common with me?
And we're back to the "Not understanding the concept of fun" thing. See, different people enjoy different things. Are there things you enjoy? And do you think that, even maybe, there's a chance another person might not enjoy that thing, too?
Jailbird408 said:
Whenever an Olympic event comes on with an Australian in it, my mother just has to cheer "Come on, Aussie!" from her sofa. I have to resist the urge to remind her that the little people in the glowing box can't hear her, as if she was five years old.
Alright, here's a good example: during the filming of
Casablanca, there's a scene where a radio announces the fall of Paris to the patrons of a bar. The small group of German officers start singing
Deutschlandlied, the German national anthem. In response, the protagonist starts the rest of the predominantly French patrons singing
La Marseillaise, France's national anthem. Several patrons are moved to tears. Now, you might not understand why they'd be so moved by something so 'trivial' as a show of national pride, but here's a fun fact: the movie was filmed in 1942. Quite a few of the extras were French citizens who had fled the country when the Nazis were taking over.
The point is that some people take more pride in their country than others, and there are sometimes outside factors that affect that. So if someone is behaving in a way you think is irrational, consider that possibility.
Jailbird408 said:
Yes, I live with my mother. (That shouldn't invalidate everything I've said.) She tells me to live with it. She tells me this is an exercise in acceptance. And I'd love to be able to hear my relatives cheer for the Australians and be happy for their joy.
You just said that you barely hold back the urge to insult her intelligence for enjoying an Olympic event with someone from her favored nation. You clearly don't want
anyone to have fun watching sports.
And yes, it
is an exercise in acceptance. An exercise which you seem to be failing as hard as physically possible right now.
Jailbird408 said:
Then I realise that the Olympics is just WAY more popular than it should be.
I'll pause right now to say that the original Olympic games were held a good two and a half thousand years ago. Somehow I doubt that you're about to make me smack my head with my hand and say, "You're right! This
was a waste of time! Why didn't anyone see it sooner?"
Jailbird408 said:
The level to which people love this event is ludicrous. The Olympics are everywhere! I can't escape it! Everyone I meet is excited over the Olympics. Every paper I read dedicates front page space to the Olympics. The event itself is many times more popular and loved than any scientist, doctor or non-corrupt politician could ever hope to be.
It's almost as if it's a massive event involving most countries of the world that only takes place once every few years.
Jailbird408 said:
It's so popular that the distance London went to prepare for it is horribly ludicrous. Did anyone read that article Cracked wrote about that? You should be offended. A new lane on 39 kilometers of roadway reserved exclusively for Olympic workers, athletes and sponsors, NOT emergency services. A gigantic wall to protect Olympic buildings even larger than the Berlin Wall at its prime.
Yes, I read it. It was funny. Move past it. And emergency services can use the lane, provided, y'know, there's an emergency they're trying to get to/from.
Jailbird408 said:
The largest, smartest network of CCTV cameras, wasted on searching for counterfeit merchandise of that garish mascot Wenlock when they could be used to catch, I don't know, drug dealers and murderers!
Yeah. Because those cameras are totally linked to a Star Trek-esque command center where they can just command it to find murders and drug deals in progress.
Jailbird408 said:
All that money they spent on sports could have gone somewhere useful. Like the medical industry.
*sigh* Right, here's the thing: you can't just take all the money from
something and dump it into something else. If problems in life were that simple, we'd have solved everything forever. So your plan is, "Hey, let's take all the money we were going to put into the Olympic games and spend it on medicine"? Alright, how? What are you going to do with that money? And no, you can't just "give it" to drug companies. It's billions of dollars. And then you get to deal with the international community getting pissed because you secretly pissed away all the Olympic-money on random shit instead of actually preparing for the Olympics. Congratulations! You've just blackballed an entire nation from the Olympics! Probably forever!
Jailbird408 said:
I don't know if my points were delivered well. I can't be sure if they support my beliefs or send them crumbling down. I KNOW that people are going to hate me for this. They'll read the subject and dive right in to call me a misery-guts and a party-pooper, if I'm lucky.
You presume too much of your worth if you think that people will dedicate valuable hatred to you.
Jailbird408 said:
Maybe I am just a misery-guts and a party-pooper. Maybe I'm too big-headed and self-sure to see the Olympics for what they are. But I don't want to. I want this whole useless event to go away forever. I want people to stop comparing positions to precious metals. I want the Olympics to stop!
That's exactly right, except replace "to see the Olympics for what they are" with "to acknowledge that other people might enjoy things I don't."
Jailbird408 said:
This opinion will almost certainly get me struck down. But I'm going to go down knowing I'm the only sane person on this whole goddamn planet.
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By the way, if you spot an error in this post... do you really think I care?
Oh, look. Narcissism. Not only do you think that you're "the only sane person" in the world, you
also think that you're going to be publically crucified for whining on the internet about not liking sports.