I am a Gnostic Jedi, what are you?

[Ftaghn To You Too]

Secular Humanism! You get to experience life and choose your holidays!

 

[Evilpigeon]

That last thing you listed is entirely irrelevant in the real world, as mind control does not exist (yet).

Anyways, I thought you should know that the Jedi creed was based largely on Taoism.

Mind control doesn't exist?

I wonder what propaganda is used for then, to look pretty on walls?

They're load bearing propaganda posters, when they say a regime crumbled they mean it literally.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Being 'Jedi' is basically being Buddhist with a lightsaber. Since Buddhism isn't a religion (strictly speaking, it's more of a philosophy. A way of life, if you will), being Jedi isn't a religion either. No wonder it isn't recognized...

 

[radioedit420]

Flame Shields ACTIVATE!!
20 yr. old Conservative Republican Non-denominational Christian. But not the hate dnd, everything is satanic kind.

 

[Professor Cubbage]

Agnostic theist here.

 

[godfist88]

i'm sorta teetering between gnostic Christian, and atheist right now.

Irony's Acolyte: So you're an agnostic? (You don't know for sure whether there is a god or isn't)

well i'm open to the idea of there being a god of sorts, but i'm starting to doubt that it's the Christian god.

edit: damn it, i totally F'd up this quote. now i don't know how to fix it.

 

[blankedboy]

 

[SageRuffin]

I'm the god-hand.

 

[HigherTomorrow]

That last thing you listed is entirely irrelevant in the real world, as mind control does not exist (yet).

Anyways, I thought you should know that the Jedi creed was based largely on Taoism.

Oh Yeah. Let me put it to you a different way. I have a gun to your head. All you need to do to prevent my spackling of the walls with your gray matter is to tell me you agree with me. Just because I can't reach into your head and manipulate your thoughts does not mean I can't change your mind with force.

But that's not changing my mind, that's me telling you a lie. I wouldn't actually believe what I said.

I can still dissuade you from a certain action by threatening you with force. If you honestly can't see where I am going with this you need to leave.

Seems pretty hostile to be a Jedi. I sense much anger in you, young Padawan. Pray that you do not walk down the path of the dark side.

 

[MysticToast]

This thread is a prime example of people not reading the OP before they post. Just sayin'.

OT: I found your analysis pretty interesting. I've never seen the Jedi way related to real life.

 

[manaman]

I am Sparticus.

I am Sparticus.

I'm Sparticus!

No, I'm Sparticus!

I'm Sparticus and so is my wife!!!

I don't know who these guys are, but I'm Spartacus!

None of you are Spartacus. I knew him back in the day. One of them might really be Sparticus, seriously who is that guy?

 

[shroomie]

I am Sparticus.

I am Sparticus.

I'm Sparticus!

No, I'm Sparticus!

I'm Sparticus and so is my wife!!!

I don't know who these guys are, but I'm Spartacus!

No...

I'm Sparticus!

No, I'm Sparticus! It says so on my birth certificate!

 

[RedRussian]

*raises hand*
Christian in the house.

I am Sparticus.

I am Sparticus.

I'm Sparticus!

No, I'm Sparticus!

I'm Sparticus and so is my wife!!!

I don't know who these guys are, but I'm Spartacus!

No...

I'm Sparticus!

No, I'm Sparticus! It says so on my birth certificate!

Screw you guys, Im sparticus!

 

[katsumoto03]

That last thing you listed is entirely irrelevant in the real world, as mind control does not exist (yet).

Anyways, I thought you should know that the Jedi creed was based largely on Taoism.

Mind control doesn't exist?

I wonder what propaganda is used for then, to look pretty on walls?

I think he means the straight-up, "These aren't the droids", kind of mind control.

As for the OP, well...

Respect the elders- You mean the one's who aren't the racist homophobes, right? So the senile ones then? (I kid the old people, but I refuse to give someone my respect solely because they're old.)

Be willing to evolve- Evolve? I believe you mean adapt. (I think...)

Might is not right- Really? 'Cause it really seems to be working IRL... (I'm just sayin'.)

Rage and anger...- Rage and anger only last in the short term. Nobody is angry forever, only as long as they need to be.

Mind control = morally wrong...- You know what? I completely agree. Unfortunately, mind control doesn't actually exist.

 

[moonlantern]

I belong to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

I also practice Situational Ethics.

By the way, it's SPARTACUS.

 

[FalloutJack]

I am Sparticus.

I'm Sparticus!

No, I'm Sparticus!

I'm Sparticus and so is my wife!!!

Well I'm Marcus Crassus, and all of you Spartacuses are going on a cross.

Uhhh...they're Sparticus!

*Runs off*

 

[Piecewise]

I am on fire.

 

[jaoblia]

Atheist Jedi with a Clone Trooper Helmet. YEP im a badass.