I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN!

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Sorry for the caps lock, but I think it fits. This thread is for recounting those moments in gaming that just made you feel like a total badass.

For me, it happened in the Echo Spec Op in MW2 where you have to fight 10 (count em) 10 juggernaughts in the favela (the South American level). My friend and I were doing it for 3 stars, meaning Veteran difficulty. My friend had already completed it and showed me his strategy. See, there's this convenient path that forms a loop around the maps edges. My friend's strategy was to find the juggernaught (They only spawn 1, 2, or 3 at a time) and start running around the loop, stopping at key places to turn, wait for the juggernaut to catch up, and fire, before running away again. (You get a grenade launcher and an RPG).

Now, at one of the corners, there's a narrow alley, followed by a left turn onto a wide open, straight path. We had just gone through the alley and had stopped to fire when the juggernaugt came down the alley. I planted a claymore. Suddenly, a second juggernaut attacked from the open path to our right. My friend made a run for it down the middle of the map, and the juggernaut followed him. Then my claymore exploded. The first juggernaut had caught up. (Now, remember, the claymore had hurt me to the point that I was being told by God to find cover because I was hurt.) So I back up, like, two feet, and fire my Thumper. He staggers. I fire again. Now I'm out of ammo, so I run up and knife him. He staggers. I hit him with an RPG, knife him again. While he's staggering, I reload the RPG, and hit him again just as he starts shooting. He staggers. I am now out of all my ammo, so I run up and knifing him, again and again, until he finally dies.

I pick up his gun, and my friend starts yelling at me to get down to the other end of the map. I find him there, crouching behind an ammo crate, the juggernaut on the other side. He's moving around in a circle, and my friend is moving to stay on the opposite side. He's crouched so that the juggernaut can't just shoot over the crate, but neither can he, so he's trapped. I run into the open, throw a flashbang, and open fire. The juggernaut looks at me, and my friend gets up and hits him with an RPG, killing him.

It was fucking amazing.

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OctalLord

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I was playing Halo 3 Zombies, we we're on a Custom Foundry(A map in-game that's basicly the inside of a warehouse) with one big building in the center of the map.(Instead of boxes just scattered) the match had been going badly for us, out of the ten we started with only four remained including me. We retreated to the rooftop and started to hold out.

Then (one of the maps balancing efforts) the lifts that allow the zombies to quickly scale the building spawned and the zombies massed together preparing to all rush across it together. I turned to my teammates, reloaded my shotgun and said "This is all for you guys, now quickly! Escape while you can!" At which point I made a battle cry and dived off the building, when I hit the ground(Super Soldier FTW) the zombies were already coming towards me.

In my memory, my eyes defocused for a minute and then I came out of it at the end of the match with everyone screaming my name(Both in anger and out of joy). Later while rewatching the saved film I fired a round out of my shotgun, then I saw a flicker of movement above me. I looked up and pulled the melee trigger and beat down a zombie(Not a easy feat when they all come armed with Swords) I turned to my left and saw three zombies, I back pedalled and pulled out my pistol and headshotted all but one who I hadn't seen thanks to his active camo who promptly ripped a hole in my stomach.


I'll always remember that moment.
 

Miffmoff

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Halo 3 Infection, spartan laser runs out of ammo while three zombies are bearing down on me; punching them to the ground was one of the most satisfying things I've done in a game
 

SteakHeart

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I almost won a melee fight with two Hunters in L4D. One of my teammates commented on it, but I can't remember the specifics.
 

maddawg IAJI

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I kinda like my first time as a Tank in Left 4 Dead 1(Of course, that's a little unfair since he IS a monster truck that walks like a man.) It was on No Mercy 1 and the survivors were coming down the ally way into the streets. I'm on respawn and my two other teamates were in no place to do much, so I fear they will get into the wide open streets where it will be harder to boomer them or pick one off.

Then I hear the ever so loved tank theme and see a sign on my screen that reads "You will become the Tank." I shout fuck yeah and run into the allyway with my bulging tree trunk arms. I see all 4 of them bunched together on the other side and rather then run away, they crouch down and start firing.

Now, if you remember that ally way at all, you'll remember that there is a car there and that the Tank can hit people and down them instantly in one shot with the car. So I gave the Automobile a good smack and it goes flying down the ally, Wiping out Louis, Bill and Zoey in one hit. "YES!" I shouted, as my make shift plan worked to perfection, then recounting the survivors on the ground, I realized I missed Francis and that I needed to kill him in order to get the Achievement for killing all 4 survivors.

Long story short, I had to jump over a car and Saved him from a smoker. While he was grateful that I helped him from being suffocated to death, he wasn't too keen on the whole "Me smashing him into little tiny pieces" plan I had.
 

Swarley

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Hitting 4 green health survivors with a car. They all even had their health kits.
 

Gigaguy64

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I remember in a Game of Team Death match i played on CoD5, i had gotten into a Tank and then proceeded to survive the entire match in it.

The opposing team found 3 other tanks and tried to take me out but i managed to beat them all, and i also found many of the opposing Snipers.

My tanks Armor was in the Red Zone and yet they couldn't aim well enough to hie me, even with Grenade Launchers.

Rage was had by the opposing team, lols were had by mine.
 

khaimera

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Keeping with the halo theme. Getting an extermination with one shot of the spartan laser. My best moment ever, and first extermination.
 

Ironic Pirate

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MW2, SnD on sub base.

The other team kept sniping us at our spawn, and we were all trapped there, maybe half of us left. I yelled "Fuck this shit" and ran across that little walkway over the missle. Somehow the enemy didn't notice me. I don't remember the exact details, but I got one knife kill, one semtex, and four ACR kills, killing the entire enemy team and winning the match.

Eat that shit and die, motherfuckers.
 

Urgh76

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Zelda: Twighlight Princess, in the Cave of Ordeals. Taking on 4 Darknuts at the same time
 

skitzo van

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Finally getting through a barrage of enemies in Uncharted, it took me an hour, and after that I was pumping with adrenaline and a little saddened that I had gotten to the end of the level
 

AmrasCalmacil

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Whilst playing Nelson Bay on Bad Company 2, as the attackers, while I was parachuting down I took aim with my PKM at one of the M-COM station markers, fired off a few bursts and exploded into laughter when I got not only a kill, but a headshot and a 'parachute kill' as well.

My only regret is that I couldn't see the guy's face when he saw that I was still falling from a parachute.
 

Mcupobob

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I was at a friends house playing gears of war 1 online I never liked the game much or wasn't any good at it. I ended up the last one on the map it was 4-1 I kept my calm and laid down the noob smack down and began, how the kids say it? Pwning them in the face with my penis enlarging chainsaw gun and ended up winning. My friend and I began to shout into the mic about how those losers just got laid out by a noob. Then this song was written for me but the game was lost in translation.

 

eggy32

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Ecstasy mode in No More Heroes 2 with dual katanas. Fuckin' epic, especially when you decapitate 4 people at once with it.
 

Radeonx

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Getting 27 consecutive kills in a Halo 3 slayer match, to win the game.
My team was terrible.