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TheEvilJester

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One time I was playing Nazi Zombies on the Der Riese map (I love that map to no ends) and I was on round 20. I was getting overwhelmed. My Monkey Bomb just blew up and I had no more. I was trying to get to the teleporter and I was greeted by what looked like 50+ Zombies. I opened fire for about twenty seconds and got attacked to the point where my screen was pretty much all red. I started cheering and wooping.

...And then I realized I ran out of ammo and I got raped the next round =D

Oh yeah and basically anytime I play Bad Company 2 I go nuts and feel empowered since I always take 2 guys down before I do.
 

TheEvilJester

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TheEvilJester said:
One time I was playing Nazi Zombies on the Der Riese map (I love that map to no ends) and I was on round 20. I was getting overwhelmed. My Monkey Bomb just blew up and I had no more. I was trying to get to the teleporter and I was greeted by what looked like 50+ Zombies. I opened fire for about twenty seconds and got attacked to the point where my screen was pretty much all red. I started cheering and wooping.

...And then I realized I ran out of ammo and I got raped the next round =D

Oh yeah and basically anytime I play Bad Company 2 I go nuts and feel empowered since I always take 2 guys down before I go down.
 
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Macgyvercas said:
Killing Ares in God of War...On God Mode. Actually, I felt badass after FINALLY beating those Kratos clones after they turned me into a squishy white pincusion about SEVENTEEN HUNDRED FUCKING TIMES!
You know, maybe it's because I did it on easy mode, but I didn't find Ares challenging at all. I thought he pretty easy, actually.


That's.......probably why they call it easy mode. Right.
 

Macgyvercas

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Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
Macgyvercas said:
Killing Ares in God of War...On God Mode. Actually, I felt badass after FINALLY beating those Kratos clones after they turned me into a squishy white pincusion about SEVENTEEN HUNDRED FUCKING TIMES!
You know, maybe it's because I did it on easy mode, but I didn't find Ares challenging at all. I thought he pretty easy, actually.


That's.......probably why they call it easy mode. Right.
You know that one move Ares has in the boss fight? Where he slams the hammer down, breaking your guard and then spikes you with it? Yeah, that's a one hit kill on God Mode.
 

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Sorry for the caps lock, but I think it fits. This thread is for recounting those moments in gaming that just made you feel like a total badass.

For me, it happened in the Echo Spec Op in MW2 where you have to fight 10 (count em) 10 juggernaughts in the favela (the South American level). My friend and I were doing it for 3 stars, meaning Veteran difficulty. My friend had already completed it and showed me his strategy. See, there's this convenient path that forms a loop around the maps edges. My friend's strategy was to find the juggernaught (They only spawn 1, 2, or 3 at a time) and start running around the loop, stopping at key places to turn, wait for the juggernaut to catch up, and fire, before running away again. (You get a grenade launcher and an RPG).

Now, at one of the corners, there's a narrow alley, followed by a left turn onto a wide open, straight path. We had just gone through the alley and had stopped to fire when the juggernaugt came down the alley. I planted a claymore. Suddenly, a second juggernaut attacked from the open path to our right. My friend made a run for it down the middle of the map, and the juggernaut followed him. Then my claymore exploded. The first juggernaut had caught up. (Now, remember, the claymore had hurt me to the point that I was being told by God to find cover because I was hurt.) So I back up, like, two feet, and fire my Thumper. He staggers. I fire again. Now I'm out of ammo, so I run up and knife him. He staggers. I hit him with an RPG, knife him again. While he's staggering, I reload the RPG, and hit him again just as he starts shooting. He staggers. I am now out of all my ammo, so I run up and knifing him, again and again, until he finally dies.

I pick up his gun, and my friend starts yelling at me to get down to the other end of the map. I find him there, crouching behind an ammo crate, the juggernaut on the other side. He's moving around in a circle, and my friend is moving to stay on the opposite side. He's crouched so that the juggernaut can't just shoot over the crate, but neither can he, so he's trapped. I run into the open, throw a flashbang, and open fire. The juggernaut looks at me, and my friend gets up and hits him with an RPG, killing him.

It was fucking amazing.

Your turn.(Refer to the top of the post for instructions)
My IAAMTTWLAM! moment happened on a domination mission of the Afghan level of MW2.

As these types of games sometimes tend to go, the points were being captured by both teams in one specific direction. At the moment we had control of points A (the humvee) and C (the cliff), and I was running along the cliff edge when point A is captured by the enemy. I'm pretty close to point A, and as the current capture cycle would have point C be the next target, I hunker down behind the caves entrance, just before a group of fours tangos comes racing up the path. Somehow they don't notice me, so I'm able to take care of three of them before the fourth guy, who went up to snipe along the cliff, figures out that something is terribly wrong. He turns around, only to see me blow him away with my Spaz shotgun.

While I get the last guy, two of the other three I killed have respawned at point A and start chucking grenades at the area. They hit me, but aren't able to take me out, so when they come up the path they are instead gunned down by me again, which leaves me close enough to recapture point A, which happens roughly in tandem with the rest my team capturing point B, which finally nets us enough domination points to win.

6 kills in a row, the enemy's momentum completely wrecked, and a win of the game, all in 15 seconds (plus the time it took for the D-points to rack up)

Aside: I know of another way to beat the Juggernaut favela mission, although it is far less awesome than yours. As seen in the respective story mission, there's a path that leads away from the map, but contains a slight bend that allows cover. The point is still technically in, but the little staircase can be blocked by a player's body, thereby allowing the second player, who is hiding behind the turn, to fire at the stairway and get splash damage on the Juggernauts. I personally wouldn't use this, but one of my friends is a completionist and got me to help him beat it.