I Am Able to Game the Reddit System for Tons of Upvotes AMA

[Epyc Wynn]

I have formulaically figured out how to get tons of upvotes out of Reddit.

This post of mine hit the #1 spot for r/all today: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/5uzetf/sweden_asks_the_us_to_explain_trump_comment_on/ [https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/5uzetf/sweden_asks_the_us_to_explain_trump_comment_on/]

This post of mine hit the #1 spot for r/all yesterday: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/5uuwo8/china_bans_all_coal_imports_from_north_korea/ [https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/5uuwo8/china_bans_all_coal_imports_from_north_korea/]

This post was posted 3 days ago and has received over 60k upshits: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/5uh8rq/ashton_kutchers_organisation_identifies_2000/ [https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/5uh8rq/ashton_kutchers_organisation_identifies_2000/]

I am now in the r/EternityClub reserved for people who hit the top 25 of r/all for a given day at least once, and am now in the r/EliteClub reserved for people who hi the #1 spot of r/all for a given day at least once. There apparently are other elitist subreddits which also exist for people who accomplish certain efame feats on Reddit.

Anyone could do what I am doing if they really wanted to.

Want to know more?

AMA.

 

[Baffle]

Apparently there's a housewife in Nuneaton that has really upset all the plastic surgeons with one simple trick, though you won't believe what happens next (answer: she gets old and dies like the rest of us; the whole thing is filmed in stop-motion). Is she in the Eternity Club? She's dead young looking, so she should be.

 

[Epyc Wynn]

Apparently there's a housewife in Nuneaton that has really upset all the plastic surgeons with one simple trick, though you won't believe what happens next (answer: she gets old and dies like the rest of us; the whole thing is filmed in stop-motion). Is she in the Eternity Club? She's dead young looking, so she should be.

I will not be answering your questions.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Also why? Who cares about Reddit? Its just 4chan without the moral fortitude.

Also isn't there a thing about people just buying upvotes from companies with thousands of dummy accounts?

 

[Epyc Wynn]

Also why? Who cares about Reddit? Its just 4chan without the moral fortitude.

Also isn't there a thing about people just buying upvotes from companies with thousands of dummy accounts?

If you do not care about the thread do not post in the thread.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

SNIP

Follow up question! If Reddit changed its name to Blueit, would the price of honey glazed sliced turkey at Wal-Mart go up or down? Per pound of course.

 

[Baffle]

Is Barry Scott in the club? I really want to know, but I don't know how to reddit .

 

[Baffle]

Follow up question! If Reddit changed its name to Blueit, would the price of honey glazed sliced turkey at Wal-Mart go up or down? Per pound of course.

Pounds money or pounts weight? Used to really confused me on markets 'Fresh peaches! Pound a pound!' (Obviously that one is easy, but what about 'Fifty pence a pound! Fresh oranges! Fifty pence a pound!'?!)

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Follow up question! If Reddit changed its name to Blueit, would the price of honey glazed sliced turkey at Wal-Mart go up or down? Per pound of course.

Pounds money or pounts weight? Used to really confused me on markets 'Fresh peaches! Pound a pound!' (Obviously that one is easy, but what about 'Fifty pence a pound! Fresh oranges! Fifty pence a pound!'?!)

Lets go for Pounds by weight for Blueit, and if Reddit changed its name to Readdit how much would the price change Pounds by money. That way we cover all the really important points.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Is Barry Scott in the club?

Follow up, what about Barry Manilow? Is he a club member? And if not, why do you think its appropriate to leave the Copacabana out of this elite club? And how elite are you, truly, to not have any A-list celebrities like Barry Manilow?

 

[Baffle]

Follow up, what about Barry Manilow? Is he a club member? And if not, why do you think its appropriate to leave the Copacabana out of this elite club? And how elite are you, truly, to not have any A-list celebrities like Barry Manilow?

It's only a club for people who aren't real, like BARRY SCOTT. People like Manilow are just too... earthly. Baloo from The Jungle Book is there, but Bagherra didn't make the cut.

 

[American Tanker]

Of course. You get questions you don't like, so you decide to shut down your AMA. Why am I not surprised?

... Don't answer that. What I should be asking is why you didn't post this down in Wild West? But I seriously doubt you're going to answer this either.

 

[Epyc Wynn]

Of course. You get questions you don't like, so you decide to shut down your AMA. Why am I not surprised?

... Don't answer that. What I should be asking is why you didn't post this down in Wild West? But I seriously doubt you're going to answer this either.

And what question are you bothered I did not answer?

 

[American Tanker]

All of them, really.

Though I suppose you have your reasons. They were pretty shitposty.

I wonder if you remember me from anywhere... Because I certainly remember you.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

SNIP

Follow-up, who is cuter Gabby the Griffon or little fledgling Gilda the Griffon?

 

[Wrex Brogan]

What's your favourite gif? Mine's this one.

 

[Epyc Wynn]

When someone figures out how to ask a question, I will be more than happy to explain how for the 3rd consecutive day in a row, I just hit the #1 for today's r/all on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/5v1bon/donald_trump_admits_sweden_attack_comments_were/ [https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/5v1bon/donald_trump_admits_sweden_attack_comments_were/]

You all do realize if I am doing this consistently, perhaps that is not... normal? And maybe there is a specific thing I am doing differently?

 

[TilMorrow]

You all do realize if I am doing this consistently, perhaps that is not... normal? And maybe there is a specific thing I am doing differently?

I'll take "Posting links on reddit" for $10,000. Oh wait that's not different. Oh I know "Botting Reddit for the lulz" for 1 mil.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

 

[Wrex Brogan]

When someone figures out how to ask a question, I will be more than happy to explain how for the 3rd consecutive day in a row, I just hit the #1 for today's r/all on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/5v1bon/donald_trump_admits_sweden_attack_comments_were/ [https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/5v1bon/donald_trump_admits_sweden_attack_comments_were/]

You all do realize if I am doing this consistently, perhaps that is not... normal? And maybe there is a specific thing I am doing differently?

What system? Reposting news articles of current and/or politically charged events in reddits with large populations, ensuing that you receive a sizable amount of attention due to all the people squabbling in the comments sections? I believe the proper term for it is 'clickbait', not exactly the freshest discovery in town.

Now if you'd really wanted to impress everyone around here (where the general theme seems to be neutrality/dislike of Reddit), you should try getting 70k upvotes in a subreddit that doesn't have 15 million subscribers and isn't in the top bar of the Reddit homepage. Clickbait: Hardmode.

 

[Epyc Wynn]

When someone figures out how to ask a question, I will be more than happy to explain how for the 3rd consecutive day in a row, I just hit the #1 for today's r/all on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/5v1bon/donald_trump_admits_sweden_attack_comments_were/ [https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/5v1bon/donald_trump_admits_sweden_attack_comments_were/]

You all do realize if I am doing this consistently, perhaps that is not... normal? And maybe there is a specific thing I am doing differently?

What system? Reposting news articles of current and/or politically charged events in reddits with large populations, ensuing that you receive a sizable amount of attention due to all the people squabbling in the comments sections? I believe the proper term for it is 'clickbait', not exactly the freshest discovery in town.

Now if you'd really wanted to impress everyone around here (where the general theme seems to be neutrality/dislike of Reddit), you should try getting 70k upvotes in a subreddit that doesn't have 15 million subscribers and isn't in the top bar of the Reddit homepage. Clickbait: Hardmode.

Posting the news is not clickbait. I would proceed to elaborate, but I believe your comment conveys an ethics towards me that is less than satisfactory.