CyanCat47 said:
Parasondox said:
CyanCat47 said:
Parasondox said:
twistedmic said:
Parasondox said:
I looooooove Dr Pepper. I heard the US has more than one kind of Dr Pepper flavour like cherry and.... something. We in the UK just get the one. Seriously, why? Why only one Jaffa Cake flavour but Milka has several. AAARRRRGGHHH!!
You really only need the one, true Doctor (soda, not the T.V. show). The others are, in my opinion, a pale and unworthy imitation that profane the glorious name of the original.
True. I wanted to experiment but I shall be loyal to the original.
Dr Pepper. What's the worse that can happen?
Totally not an ad!
Ok Para, be honest now, what did they offer you in return for this
*Turns on paper shredder* WHAT!! I CAN'T HEAR... NOTHING. I'M NOT BEING PAID BY ANYONE!!
What did they pay you with? Cash, grass or ass?
Are you implying that there is a secret, semi-sinister cabal of soda overlords that use bribery, drugs, prostitution to promote certain soft drinks that may or may not contain illegal chemicals that turn drinkers into mindless zombie soldiers for the impending invasion of Earth's secret moon? That is preposterous! We would never waste our profits on hookers and drugs! Extortion and blackmail are much cheaper. No such organization exists. And if We they did exist, such actions would be wrong and immoral. Stay safe and drink Dr. Pepper. And don't ask questions about the mysterious sedans you keep seeing, they don't exist either.