I AM SO F***ING ANGRY AND OFFENDED RIGHT NOW!!! why?

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Remus said:
Does Coca-Cola taste regurgitated from the stomachs of poor Venezuelan sweatshop workers to anyone else? Ok, maybe not the Venezuelan part, but it has this immutable musky, syrupy throw-uppy flavor I can't quite put my finger on.
To me, Coca Cola and Pepsi taste almost the same. Just...Pepsi tastes more chemical to me. They're both equally unhealthy imo.
 

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Parasondox said:
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I looooooove Dr Pepper. I heard the US has more than one kind of Dr Pepper flavour like cherry and.... something. We in the UK just get the one. Seriously, why? Why only one Jaffa Cake flavour but Milka has several. AAARRRRGGHHH!!
You really only need the one, true Doctor (soda, not the T.V. show). The others are, in my opinion, a pale and unworthy imitation that profane the glorious name of the original.
True. I wanted to experiment but I shall be loyal to the original.

Dr Pepper. What's the worse that can happen?

Totally not an ad!
Ok Para, be honest now, what did they offer you in return for this
*Turns on paper shredder* WHAT!! I CAN'T HEAR... NOTHING. I'M NOT BEING PAID BY ANYONE!!
What did they pay you with? Cash, grass or ass?
 

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I get what you people are trying to do, and it's cute that your lives are going so well with your privilege that you can mock the righteous anger of those who have to be minimized and micro aggressioned by those with power on a daily basis. I have helped trend a number of progressive minded hashtags on Twitter, so I actually listen to the complaints of those who you mock, instead of just writing them off.


A regular Rosa Parks aren't you
 

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If everyone now hates me because I was so convincing, does that mean I win?

I really don't get how you guys fell for the line about helping promote hashtags on Twitter though. Like anyone would brag about that.
https://youtu.be/MNK-e6nnFGY?t=2m56s
 

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CyanCat47 said:
Parasondox said:
CyanCat47 said:
Parasondox said:
twistedmic said:
Parasondox said:
I looooooove Dr Pepper. I heard the US has more than one kind of Dr Pepper flavour like cherry and.... something. We in the UK just get the one. Seriously, why? Why only one Jaffa Cake flavour but Milka has several. AAARRRRGGHHH!!
You really only need the one, true Doctor (soda, not the T.V. show). The others are, in my opinion, a pale and unworthy imitation that profane the glorious name of the original.
True. I wanted to experiment but I shall be loyal to the original.

Dr Pepper. What's the worse that can happen?

Totally not an ad!
Ok Para, be honest now, what did they offer you in return for this

*Turns on paper shredder* WHAT!! I CAN'T HEAR... NOTHING. I'M NOT BEING PAID BY ANYONE!!
What did they pay you with? Cash, grass or ass?
Are you implying that there is a secret, semi-sinister cabal of soda overlords that use bribery, drugs, prostitution to promote certain soft drinks that may or may not contain illegal chemicals that turn drinkers into mindless zombie soldiers for the impending invasion of Earth's secret moon? That is preposterous! We would never waste our profits on hookers and drugs! Extortion and blackmail are much cheaper. No such organization exists. And if We they did exist, such actions would be wrong and immoral. Stay safe and drink Dr. Pepper. And don't ask questions about the mysterious sedans you keep seeing, they don't exist either.
 

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twistedmic said:
CyanCat47 said:
Parasondox said:
CyanCat47 said:
Parasondox said:
twistedmic said:
Parasondox said:
I looooooove Dr Pepper. I heard the US has more than one kind of Dr Pepper flavour like cherry and.... something. We in the UK just get the one. Seriously, why? Why only one Jaffa Cake flavour but Milka has several. AAARRRRGGHHH!!
You really only need the one, true Doctor (soda, not the T.V. show). The others are, in my opinion, a pale and unworthy imitation that profane the glorious name of the original.
True. I wanted to experiment but I shall be loyal to the original.

Dr Pepper. What's the worse that can happen?

Totally not an ad!
Ok Para, be honest now, what did they offer you in return for this

*Turns on paper shredder* WHAT!! I CAN'T HEAR... NOTHING. I'M NOT BEING PAID BY ANYONE!!
What did they pay you with? Cash, grass or ass?
Are you implying that there is a secret, semi-sinister cabal of soda overlords that use bribery, drugs, prostitution to promote certain soft drinks that may or may not contain illegal chemicals that turn drinkers into mindless zombie soldiers for the impending invasion of Earth's secret moon? That is preposterous! We would never waste our profits on hookers and drugs! Extortion and blackmail are much cheaper. No such organization exists. And if We they did exist, such actions would be wrong and immoral. Stay safe and drink Dr. Pepper. And don't ask questions about the mysterious sedans you keep seeing, they don't exist either.
I know what you are, and what you are planning. Fortunately i only drink Inca Cola, the national soda of Peru
 

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twistedmic said:
tiny portion of ice cream?
How do you know it's not a picture of a medium sized piggy eating a extra-medium portion of ice cream?
My prejudice has been revealed.
 

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Lisker84 said:
If everyone now hates me because I was so convincing, does that mean I win?

I really don't get how you guys fell for the line about helping promote hashtags on Twitter though. Like anyone would brag about that.
https://youtu.be/MNK-e6nnFGY?t=2m56s
Maybe because there's genuinely plenty of people out there who actually spout that kinda stuff for real. Hell I work with a few of them. But fair play sir you convinced me you were being serious
 

Damir Halilovic

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Breaking news: Chronically offended people will always find something to be offended about no matter how well intentioned it is.

More at 11.
 

Guffe

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When offended remember stuff like this:
 

Lisker84

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You people need to check your privilege.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/how-privileged-are-you?utm_term=.blV4QVRyw#.qlrQ4rM3x
No seriously, check the very official chart made by a couple very authoritative Buzzfeed writers.
 

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It's time for an intellectual opinion on this advertisement.

I see what it was going for and don't think it is offensive in any way, I do think its a stupid advert though but so are most adverts, I mean have you seen car adverts? They usually have nothing to do with the car and some adverts on TV these days just leave you wondering what it was that they were trying to accomplish with there advert. At least this one has the drink in the advert so you can tell what they are ordering you to buy from them.

Anyone who gets offended at a company trying unsuccessfully to use current events to generate a profit with yet another stupid advert clearly has too much time on their hands.

 

Lisker84

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I think anyone who starts a hashtag campaign arguably has nothing but free time on their hands. Is that what graduate school's like these days, or are grad students in liberal arts able to count manufactured outrage towards their credit total?
 

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Lisker84 said:
You people need to check your privilege.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/how-privileged-are-you?utm_term=.blV4QVRyw#.qlrQ4rM3x
No seriously, check the very official chart made by a couple very authoritative Buzzfeed writers.
LMAO. I did that and got 44/100, which is apparently "not privileged." I'm a cis white male that lives in Australia with his parents and little responsibility. That's just fucking hilarious.
 

LetalisK

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Two questions. First, what do you think the ratio is on "people who think the ad is stupid" vs "people that are offended by the ad"? Second, how many of the former get mistaken for the latter?