I CHALLENGE DARTH MOBIUS

[ThePoodonkis]

What? No Chicken Dance? No Cabbage Patch? The only dancing was when Dastodos turned around using his double jointed feet.

That's what happens when imaginary cheating gets involved.

No the score is 1-0 me moving into Round 2

Don't you make me get P, B, & J Otter Noodle-Dance in here! god help you if I bring the noodle-dance!

 

[Berethond]

DASTARDOS, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE OFF!!!

Now this Is something I would pay to see.

I challenge thee to a mighty duel!

You going to play the game or are you going to shoot again. You know like last time me and you were suppose to duel.

That was an accident.

The manly way, this time. [http://www.swordsofmight.com/ProductImages/stagesteel/Stage_Steel_Twist_Hilt_Rapier_M.jpg]

 

[Dastardos]

What? No Chicken Dance? No Cabbage Patch? The only dancing was when Dastodos turned around using his double jointed feet.

That's what happens when imaginary cheating gets involved.

Fine we will start over. Your move

 

[maddawg IAJI]

DASTARDOS, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE OFF!!!

Now this Is something I would pay to see.

I challenge thee to a mighty duel!

You going to play the game or are you going to shoot again. You know like last time me and you were suppose to duel.

That was an accident.

The manly way, this time. [http://www.swordsofmight.com/ProductImages/stagesteel/Stage_Steel_Twist_Hilt_Rapier_M.jpg]

1) We were playing Ping-pong when you shot me in the foot.
And
2)*Bang* Ooops I accidently shot you.

 

[Dragonrabbit]

Spoiler: spoiled for size

Well apparently I win. Poodonkis cheated. Posting images does not count. You didn't do the move.

[HEADING=1]Round 1 Goes to Dastardos![/HEADING]

When was this established?

When you cheated

you made up a rule, then! Thus disqualifying the both of us!

SHORTEST DANCE-OFF EVER!

No the score is 1-0 me moving into Round 2

I suggest we get a panel of three judges, I want to be the witty British one with mean streak.

 

[Berethond]

DASTARDOS, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE OFF!!!

Now this Is something I would pay to see.

I challenge thee to a mighty duel!

You going to play the game or are you going to shoot again. You know like last time me and you were suppose to duel.

That was an accident.

The manly way, this time. [http://www.swordsofmight.com/ProductImages/stagesteel/Stage_Steel_Twist_Hilt_Rapier_M.jpg]

1) We were playing Ping-pong when you shot me in the foot.
And
2)*Bang* Ooops I accidently shot you.

1) It was an accident! Forgive and forget, right!

2) It didn't hit.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: spoiled for size

Well apparently I win. Poodonkis cheated. Posting images does not count. You didn't do the move.

[HEADING=1]Round 1 Goes to Dastardos![/HEADING]

When was this established?

When you cheated

you made up a rule, then! Thus disqualifying the both of us!

SHORTEST DANCE-OFF EVER!

No the score is 1-0 me moving into Round 2

I suggest we get a panel of three judges, I want to be the witty British one with mean streak.

I want to be Dane Cook.... nah I'm not a big enough douche. Alright fine I'll be Chuck Norris.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

What? No Chicken Dance? No Cabbage Patch? The only dancing was when Dastodos turned around using his double jointed feet.

That's what happens when imaginary cheating gets involved.

Fine we will start over. Your move

Are videos, gifs, and images allowed? In all honesty, that's what I was intending it to be.

DR. EDIT:
If not, then:

I do a complete 360 degree turn without moving anything but my feet, and I commence to moon-walk perfectly across the entire dance floor.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

DASTARDOS, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE OFF!!!

Now this Is something I would pay to see.

I challenge thee to a mighty duel!

You going to play the game or are you going to shoot again. You know like last time me and you were suppose to duel.

That was an accident.

The manly way, this time. [http://www.swordsofmight.com/ProductImages/stagesteel/Stage_Steel_Twist_Hilt_Rapier_M.jpg]

1) We were playing Ping-pong when you shot me in the foot.
And
2)*Bang* Ooops I accidently shot you.

1) It was an accident! Forgive and forget, right!

2) It didn't hit.

Alright fine forgive and forget. Now En garde.

 

[Berethond]

Alright fine forgive and forget. Now En garde.

"EN GARDE!" rings berethond's mighty cry as he raises his deadly sabre Apocalypse, with his right arm outstretched, he lunges in with incredible speed!

Spoiler: How do you counter

Unless you want to do it Ratings War style?

 

[Dastardos]

Poodonkis I'm on my iPod so I can't post that stuff. I honestly thought it would be done the way I did it.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg dodges the fast attack which nearly took off his ear. He threw down his saber and picked up his own custom made Masamune [http://www.shillatime.org/finalfantasy7/weapons/sephiroth/masamune.jpg]. With his powerful sword in his grasp he jumps high into the air and attempts a slash

 

[Dastardos]

I squat down low, almost as if shitting, and bring both arms up and down to perform the monkey!

 

[Dragonrabbit]

I say we do it textually, more open for creativity and general awesomeness.

Also, in the event of thread lockage can we take this to a new thread?

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I squat down low, almost as if shitting, and bring both arms up and down to perform the monkey!

It shall be done your way then, Dastardos!

I see your monkey, and raise you: THE MACARENA
Dale a tu cuerpo
Alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa darle
Alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo
Alegria Macarena
Eh, Macarena!

 

[Berethond]

Maddawg dodges the fast attack which nearly took off his ear. He threw down his saber and picked up his own custom made Masamune [http://www.vgmuseum.com/mrp/multi/Essays/arsenal-kev/masamune.jpg]. With his powerful sword in his grasp he jumps high into the air and attempts a slash

[Hotlinking not allowed, but I'm so AWESOME I know what it is.]

berethond laughes at maddawg's overly long sword. With hardly a sound, berethond slips to the side, causing Masamune to imbed in the ground. Berethond steps on the blade of the overly long and unwieldy sword, attempting to jerk it out of maddawg's hand.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Fixed the link.

Maddawg quickly kicked Berethoned away. Maddawg jumps back and stares down Berthoned in epic Badass fasihon. Maddawg charges and slashes at Berethoned from 6 feet away.

 

[LilGherkin]

Lilgherkin busts down the club door, and proceeds to do the white man disco shuffle blowing everyone away with his whiteness.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Alright, I'll start a dance-off tread, and we can start/continue from there.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Lilgherkin busts down the club door, and proceeds to do the white man disco shuffle blowing everyone away with his whiteness.

Its so white I went blind.