I CHALLENGE DARTH MOBIUS

[Dragonrabbit]

[British accent]Mysterious stranger, that was amazing, I think that is the best dance I've seen in about three days. Everyone else, I'm severely disappointed, you had best start dancing better than drunken prostitutes at a Applebees on a Thursday.[/british accent]

 

[Hey Joe]

I have no idea why this guy was challenging Mobius, what he was challenging him to but I do believe this thread is hilarious.

I HEREBY CHALLENGE THEPOODONKIS TO A RACE AROUND THE WORLD! THE QUEEN HERSELF SHALL DROP THE CHEQUERED FLAG AT TRAFALGAR SQUARE!

1,2,3 GO!!!

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I have no idea why this guy was challenging Mobius, what he was challenging him to but I do believe this thread is hilarious.

I HEREBY CHALLENGE THEPOODONKIS TO A RACE AROUND THE WORLD! THE QUEEN HERSELF SHALL DROP THE CHEQUERED FLAG AT TRAFALGAR SQUARE!

1,2,3 GO!!!

You didn't expect me to have a rocket that goes mach-VII did you?
Good, because I don't have one.
GO TURTLE-POWERED-WAGON GO!
to stay in spirit, I do the "Electric Slide" to The William Tell Overture as we race.
To Madrid!

 

[Hey Joe]

Oh yeah!? I have a rat-powered cable car!

AH...........HA!

I'll meet you in Portugal!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

So where are you guys going now? keep going and you'll hit the Atlantic Ocean.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

No, I say! I strap bottle-rockets to the back of my turtles! They begin to fly!

Moscow, Here I come!

So where are you guys going now? keep going and you'll hit the Atlantic Ocean.

It's okay, we know what we're doing!

 

[Hey Joe]

Oh yeah!? My rat is now powered by the mighty power of the ATOM!

I'm approaching Prussia and there's nothing you can do about it!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Anarchemitis]

I challenge a Double Standard.

 

[stormcaller]

Can we turn this into an all around Challenge thread?

CantFakeTheFunk, I STILL CHALLENGE YOU TO AN AZER-OFF

 

[terribleyetfun]

Can we turn this into an all around Challenge thread?

CantFakeTheFunk, I STILL CHALLENGE YOU TO AN AZER-OFF

stormcaller I challenge you to a COOK-OFF you will be destroyed by my baking skills.

 

[stormcaller]

Can we turn this into an all around Challenge thread?

CantFakeTheFunk, I STILL CHALLENGE YOU TO AN AZER-OFF

stormcaller I challenge you to a COOK-OFF you will be destroyed by my baking skills.

It's on! feel the wrath of my over-garlicy arab food!

 

[Thaepheux]

Mobius ftw..

 

[Lord Krunk]

I challenge a Double Standard.

I challenge you to a Trope-Off!

Xanatos Gambit!

And now I have won.

 

[JC175]

I gotta ask. Why Mobius and not someone like UltraJoe?

i want to learn something about him..........

Ooooh, ellipses! How mysteeeeeerious!

I bet you cant figure out what it is

I bet you this thread is pointless

EDIT: And I have say, congrats to ThePoodonkis and Dastardos for one of the best derails I've seen in a long time.

 

[terribleyetfun]

Can we turn this into an all around Challenge thread?

CantFakeTheFunk, I STILL CHALLENGE YOU TO AN AZER-OFF

stormcaller I challenge you to a COOK-OFF you will be destroyed by my baking skills.

It's on! feel the wrath of my over-garlicy arab food!

ha I eat that stuff for breakfast,lunch and dinner feel the wrath of my Indian food you are now out for two turns on the crapper.

 

[The Lyre]

thats it now he will never take this thread siriously

I'm sorry, did you think anyone, Mobius or otherwise, was going to take this seriously?

I'm half willing to think this is an alt that UltraJoe made...but Joe can spell.

 

[stormcaller]

Can we turn this into an all around Challenge thread?

CantFakeTheFunk, I STILL CHALLENGE YOU TO AN AZER-OFF

stormcaller I challenge you to a COOK-OFF you will be destroyed by my baking skills.

It's on! feel the wrath of my over-garlicy arab food!

ha I eat that stuff for breakfast,lunch and dinner feel the wrath of my Indian food you are now out for two turns on the crapper.

I make super-concentrate gnocchi, you eat one spoon-full and your stomach expands by 10x it's normal size, your full for three turns so you can't think about food.

 

[terribleyetfun]

Can we turn this into an all around Challenge thread?

CantFakeTheFunk, I STILL CHALLENGE YOU TO AN AZER-OFF

stormcaller I challenge you to a COOK-OFF you will be destroyed by my baking skills.

It's on! feel the wrath of my over-garlicy arab food!

ha I eat that stuff for breakfast,lunch and dinner feel the wrath of my Indian food you are now out for two turns on the crapper.

I make super-concentrate gnocchi, you eat one spoon-full and your stomach expands by 10x it's normal size, your full for three turns so you can't think about food.

I bake a cake for you you are so taken by it`s beauty you stand in awe I jand the cake to you and blow a fan over it revealing a bomb I run off the bomb goes off and you get blown to pieces.
"ha he went out with a bang" I say realizing once again no one was around to hear my awesome one liner

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I challenge a Double Standard.

I challenge you to a Trope-Off!

Xanatos Gambit!

And now I have won.

[HEADING=3]Thirty Xanatos Pileup![/HEADING]

It's on now.

 

[Lord Krunk]

I challenge a Double Standard.

I challenge you to a Trope-Off!

Xanatos Gambit!

And now I have won.

[HEADING=3]Thirty Xanatos Pileup![/HEADING]

It's on now.

That's good. One would say that I...

Didn't See That Coming!

The war is on. Let the tropefest begin!