[HEADING=2]Alright ladies and gentleman, it be on!
The Necroswanson hereby challenges The Necroswanson to a contest of who can be The Necroswanson the most in the shortest time span![/HEADING]
The current record is 37 Necrowatts (One Necrowatt being roughly the equivalent of being the Necroswanson 60trillion times at once in all knowable pasts, presents, and futures simultaneously) over the time span of 65.2 hectillion aeons.
Let the competition begin!
[HEADING=2]A winner has been announced![/HEADING]
It was a fierce battle, but it is my esteemed pleasure to inform you, that [HEADING=2]The Necroswanson[/HEADING] is the victor.
The Necroswanson crushed both The Necroswanson, and the current record by conducting 296 Necrowatts over the time span of merely .602385/16.4 million seconds square rooted!
For this, your pitiful universe has roughly 20billion years left before we convert it to a singularity. However, The Necroswanson's universe shall be spared, as per the Rules unt Regulations du Die Necroswanson Off!
Thank you all for coming, and drive safely!