I challenge you to a duel! Choose your weapons!

[hittite]

A banana and or a POIN-TED stick.

Ah, but I simply pull this lever which releases the tiger, immediately disarming you.

 

[AlchemicalGod]

Either Scythes, or the old standby, 6' flint daggers to the death.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I also challenge you to a children's cardgame!

Heh heh heh

I summon Obelisk the Tormentor, even though summoning an Egyptian god requires me to sacrifice monsters and is therefore impossible to do in the first turn!

Well I'll summon

ULTRA MEGA CHICKEN!

 

[Hothcliff]

Serious: rifle you have to assemble yourself with one round. after the ten paces, the race to build them begins. winner is the one who manages to assemble, fire, and score a fatal hit

fanciful: bolt-action waffle iron

 

[Super Toast]

I pick my revolver... the one that says 'Bad ************' on it.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

A pen and a sword; it's time to see which is truly mightier.

If the person was likely to be better at most weapons I'd go with Strychnine. One glass of water has it one doesn't. It'll even the odds and maybe open the door to get out of the duel.

I go with ricin even faster and deadlier

 

[ineedscissors]

Ebony & Ivory, Dante's unlimited ammo pistols from Devil May Cry

 

[Javarino]

the mini pistol from Men In Black 1. you're dead now

 

[TheSentinel]

Post 217.

Yeah, you heard me.

lol make sure post 217 says post 95 (paradox?)

Bah! You are unfamiliar with the mighty Post 217? HA-HA! Allow me to fill you in!

BEHOLD! [http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16184727&postcount=217]

 

[Triforceformer]

The Blue Eyes White Dragon, with Exodia in my deck.
/obligatory joke

Fuck that, I would use the awesome might of WATAPON to crush all who oppose me!

Spoiler: Fear his awesome wrath! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Laft Kranz]

The "Fat Man" mini nuke launcher from Fallout 3 =P.

Fine sir I accept your challenge, fat men at dawn. Give me a sec to equip myself first

`tgm

Ready~!

 

[Matt-Allan-ca]

Post 217.

Yeah, you heard me.

lol make sure post 217 says post 95 (paradox?)

Bah! You are unfamiliar with the mighty Post 217? HA-HA! Allow me to fill you in!

BEHOLD! [http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16184727&postcount=217]

my god!...wait...whoever reads it first wins? or whoever hops in a time machine and kills the opponent with a dinosaur wins? BTW that was fucking awesome!

 

[MissGinaKid]

A crossbow. Have the arrows diped in posien. Then, when they are down, I pull out my knife and go on with the stabing.

 

[TheSentinel]

Post 217.

Yeah, you heard me.

lol make sure post 217 says post 95 (paradox?)

Bah! You are unfamiliar with the mighty Post 217? HA-HA! Allow me to fill you in!

BEHOLD! [http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16184727&postcount=217]

my god!...wait...whoever reads it first wins? or whoever hops in a time machine and kills the opponent with a dinosaur wins? BTW that was fucking awesome!

In the game Scribblenauts, Post 217 is a summon-able item, and works similar to the nuke.

 

[The Night Shade]

The Painkiller the BFG and the experimental MIV

 

[Chicago Ted]

I'll take an M-79. I won't even have to aim.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Obviously the BFG9000 would own all.
shame on you for thinking otherwise.

 

[Matt-Allan-ca]

lol akimbo shotguns, you could fucking snipe their arse.

 

[BernasLL]

Fresh fish .