I challenge you to a duel! Choose your weapons!

[Zacharine]

The High Guard staff weapon from Andromeda.

Simple really, it can fire tracking nanite shots. Input the target and you cannot miss no matter where you aim (as long as the path has no physical obstacles)

Therefore, after ten steps, I don't need to aim or even turn around. I simply fire in the air and the 'magic bullet' does the work.

Or, alternative, go for the Guybrush Threepwood method:

Van Helgen: "Choose your weapon."
Threepwood: "I choose the banjo."
Van Helgen: "...I accept."
Threepwood: "Y-you do?"

And watch Van Helgen pwn at 2 minute mark...And Guybrush's answer to that.

 

[Koeryn]

Either a Chiappa Rhino ('cause a 2 inch snub nose .357 revolver would snap to target faster than anything with a longer barrel, and is designed for ranges like that).


Hm... actually? I'm going to go with paintball marker. EASY to tell who's one and who's lost, and for bonus points? The loser must live with the shame of the better man allowing him to live.

*Kphlat* I'm just a good man.

*kphlat* Eh, I'm alright.

Giggle.

 

[Malyc]

Beretta M92, nuff said

Then u have the obligatory XM-214 minigun, first one to get that big sumbitch spooled up wins =)

 

[bew11]

Your mother!

 

[Malyc]

NO, NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
But you must remember, seeing as this is a duel, i would be able to use YOUR MOTHER!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Kiefer13]

A Colt Single Action Army.

 

[B4D 9R4MM3R]

Whisky and shot glasses.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

I would use a poisonus chihuahua.

no way, did you just select a "weapon" from God Hand?! if so, AWESOME!!

OT: I'd use a Valkyrian Lance and Shield, try killing me now! >=D

 

[MgalekgoloHunter]

"I choose the banjo!"
- Guybrush Threepwood

 

[ThatTallGuy]

Ebony and Ivory.

'nuff said.

The Blue Eyes White Dragon, with Exodia in my deck.
/obligatory joke

I'd just shoot you

A random Person: "But that's not allo-"

SCREW THE RULES...I have money

My hair allows me to resist bullets! Now Exodia, obliterate!

Brooklyn Rage!

Spoiler: Nyeh!

...did I just kill a gay clown?

Your Brooklyn Rage is no match for Slifer: the Executive Producer!

I'll just snap your neck with my mind!

But... My hair gives me super strength!

 

[Coldman42]

A badger.

 

[titanium turtle]

desert eagle

 

[Srdjan]

Chainsaw shotgun that is also a flamethrower.

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

I duel in the true gentlemans manner. I use swords. In all seriousness. Bring on the not yet loaded crossbow with only one arrow so if you miss its with your fists.

 

[Eliam_Dar]

I would use a poisonus chihuahua.

no way, did you just select a "weapon" from God Hand?! if so, AWESOME!!

OT: I'd use a Valkyrian Lance and Shield, try killing me now! >=D

I just run out of cookies, but kudos to you sir

 

[ThatTallGuy]

I choose a pair of these:

Spoiler: MAO MAO MAO

The Legendary KeySwordTar!

 

[iyaerP]

I would choose a splitting maul.

I am fairly confidant that the vast majority of people in modern society do not have much practice splitting wood, where I have a wood stove. That plus my reach due to being tall would give me an edge to be confidant in.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

accelerated particle collider. jk

Something small, like a TMP

 

[Bob the Average]

brick fight! nothing makes someone see your side of the argument like a brick thrown at their face.

 

[EqualNOpposite]

Seriously: A LeMat revolver, cal .44 inch, with a 16ga shotgun (seriously, look it up).

Not so Seriously: A proton pack. Never slime a man with a POSITRON COLLIDER!