I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I declare ants with wasps!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on eyeballs with the sun.

 

[Roxas1359]

I declare war on CDs with .MP3s!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on playstations with sledgehammers.

 

[Nouw]

I declare war on VCRs with sledgehammers.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I declare war on decency with pop.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on sanity with a tantalizing red button.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on the Escapist with Hamsters!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on clowns with rainbow afrolizers.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on work with more work!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on lawyers with other lawyers.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on inaction with pacifists wearing bomb vests

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on nationalism with some more wars !

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on everyone with practical (and a few impractical) jokes.

 

[Roxas1359]

I declare war on California Burritos with my stomach!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on monotonous life by pouring LSD into public drinking water systems.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on boredom with DOTA!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on Mormonistic polygamy with the majority of the worlds legal systems.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have to run to the bunker now... The Basement dwellers are out. O.O

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Redlin with his own bunker.