I declare war on ___ with ___.

[MrCollins]

I declare war on peaces with a spoon.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on asshole English teachers with essays.

Better yet, force them to read really, really bad fan fics. You know, the kind that were probably written in ten minutes by someone who's incredibly drunk/high/both.

OT: I declare war on YouTube with lack of fixed problems.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on hunger with freshly-baked bread.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on tissues with sneezing.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on cheep metal with decent amounts of force.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on cherry coke by drinking it.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on people with higher post counts than me with people with lower post counts than me.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I declare war on virus with anti virus!!

 

[Dead Seerius]

I declare war on taking a break from The Escapist with posting on The Escapist

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on the Smurfs with Gargamel.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on pudding with jello.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on 10am with a drink and a snack.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on good music with kazoos.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on kazoos with vuvzelas.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on vuvuzelas with socks.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on dry skin with E45.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on clothes with nudity.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on tanks with shells.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Redlin With Para.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on my digestive system with fast food.