I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war dumb ads with... something.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on the same old anecdotes day in, day out - with a grimace and music in my head.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on talking with music.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on ice cream with porcupines.

 

[StormShaun]

I declare war on coke with the refreshing zero calorie taste of Pepsi Max ...

...

and bombs!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on Persi Max with Coke Zero.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on silence with music.

 

[Roxas1359]

I declare war on depression with Let's Plays.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on that battleship with lasers. Because.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on thesilentman with my spare battleship.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on crappy weapons with upgrades.

 

[StormShaun]

I declare war on the red button with my toasty heart badge!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on the red button with the Miracle of Goats button.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on aliens with harsh language.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on aliens with a stern talking to.

 

[kailus13]

I declre war on aliens with form letters.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on kailus with official paperwork.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on Fijiman with red tape.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on emotions with fun!

 

[staika]

I declare a war on money with booze!