I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on being awake with trying to fall back to sleep.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on the forums with a controversial ZP episode.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on lasers with phasers.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on masters with blasters.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on school with self learning!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Morsomk with shiny objects.

 

[God'sFist]

I declare war on everyone and everything with psycho puppies!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on popcorn with apple

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on meh movies with blockbusters.

 

[Neuromancer]

I declare war on blockbusters with european films!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on Scandinavian films with humorous films in which violence/depressing shit is not the joke.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Hollywood with the European film industry.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on boredom with a power drill.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war the next person with large balls of spit.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Fijiman with a an open bag of flour perched on top of his bedroom door.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Teoes with the go to jail card.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on myself with atrocious spelling. :/

edit: and a bag of flowers propped up above Fiji's door.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on boredom with forum posting!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on insanity with a sanitarium filled with people who weren't insane when they first entered.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the founding fathers with the founding mothers.