I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on death with Mary Shelly's magic book of unscience

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Anti-American Eagle with Pro-English Chicken.

 

[thesilentman]

I DECLARE WAR ON FORUM GAMES WITH LOGIC!!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the banhammer with... wait, what can one use to beat the banhammer?

 

[thesilentman]

I declare the war on derivatives with Khan Academy!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on penguins with force.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on poverty with kindness!

 

[thesilentman]

SPAMBOT! I DECLARE WAR ON YOU WITH THE MODERATION TEAM'S BANHAMMER!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on cold with warm.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on tiredness with caffeine!

 

[Hemlock]

I declare war on robots with a sapper.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on spies with fire.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war hunger with potatoes.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I declare war on history with repetition!

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on the world with chess!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on mispronunciation with ridicule.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on ridicule with political correctness and condescending politeness.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on the Escapist with spambots.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on Canada with a butterknife!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on wooden spoons with metal spoons that are wielding tiny knives.