I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on Redlin for being pro dairy, with a fire hose... that sprays battery acid.

 

[Basement Cat]

I declare war on Anti-American Eagle for being anti-American with the George W. Bush fan club.[footnote]Oh, that's evil! Maybe I should mercy-kill him instead![/footnote]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on copper zen with sane arguments and rational discussion.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on both of you with irrational, senseless gibberish.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I declare war on technology with ignorance!

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I declare a war on everyone in this thread with a gun that turns people into anime characters.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on babies with shaking.

 

[StormShaun]

I declare war on people who don't like anime with KAWII DESU~!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I declare war on Japan with ramen!

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on Korea with Starcraft!

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D-:

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on long drives with teleporters.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on people with storm clouds that rain frogs that are infected with syphilis

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on babies with more babies!

 

[Basement Cat]

I declare war on proctologists with diarrhea.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on dentists with cyanide!

 

[Hemlock]

I declare war on Dr. Wily with a bottle of bacon soda!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on fish with transformers.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on kippers with a fiat picasso

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on you with a stinky old shoe.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war in spambots via the mods!