I declare war on ___ with ___.

[MrCollins]

I declare war on the internet with wombats

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on crappy weather with a weather dominater.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare wars on weather dominators with bazookas

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on Congress with the people!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on boredom with [a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiL-D5978gM"]Imagine Dragons[/a].

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on Imagine Dragons by firing nukes through my project imagination doorway.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on writer's block with vidya gaimz!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on whoever makes the 128[sup]th[/sup] post with whatever they declare war with.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I declare war on justice with random acts of cruelty!

 

[Porygon-2000]

I declare war on the common cold, with plenty of warm cider

 

[Dead Seerius]

I declare war on the war on drugs with Tylenol.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on tiredness with sleep.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on feminism with the patriarchy.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on patriarchy with... wait I'm part of the patriarchy...

I declare war on hypocrisy with basic logic.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on logic with myself.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on Forum Games with whatever.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on the sexism threads with Forum Games!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on stuff with things.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on logic with insanity!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I declare war on science with monkeys!