I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the government with tinfoil. Lots and lots of tinfoil.

 

[arbiter6784]

I declar war on Superman with Superpigs!


The Super War!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on new people with spray cheese.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on eclairs with my face, because it's about the only fight I could hope to win.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on hopeless fights with martyrism.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on ceaseless beeping with ear plugs.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on clothes with moths.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on shoes with stinky feet.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on unstoppable forces with immovable objects.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on the new Code of Conduct with agreeing to it.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on proper forum conduct with blatant disregard.
[sub][sub][sub]But not really because that's dumb.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on low content posts with forum flags.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on laziness with work.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on work with procrastination.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on darkness with light.

 

[SoranMBane]

I declare war on sadness with this sleepy baby bat:

Spoiler

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on bats with wind turbines.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on cuteness with cynicism.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on cynicism with happiness.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on stagnation with renewed activity.