I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Teoes]

I declare war on fudge WITH MY FACE.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on tissues with sneezing.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Candlejack with fi

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on wifi with terrible service.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on a terrible net connection with going off to read a book.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on dogs with cats.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on buskers with buckets of cold water.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the world with Tizzy. Couldn't possibly go wrong.

 

[StormShaun]

I declare war on Fijiman with an upwards picture of himself.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Shaun with frequent posting.

 

[InfinityCubed]

I declare war on the kingdom of Intestinralia with my flagship, the SS TACO BELL.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Halo with fucking bullshit.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on machinery with rust.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on live streams with lag.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on updates with ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on a quiet office with loud gas.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on work with payment.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on spare time with Rogue Legacy.