I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on limescale with grenades!

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on your nerves with a Shadow of Chernobyl underground lab.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Teoes' lab with not having seen that movie.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Teoes' lab with not having seen that movie.

It's a game (first S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game) and I declare war on you with a paperclip for being uninitiated.

 

[Fijiman]

Oh yeah? Well I declare war on your paperclip with a super magnet!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on birthday parties with a Killdozer.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Killdozer with the giant spider walker thing from Wild Wild West.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the giant spider walker thing from Wild Wild West with a squadron of T-47 airspeeders.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on T-47 airspeeders with this GIF.

Spoiler

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[Barbas]

I declare war on Medics with Team Roomba.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on that which Barbas speaks with tiny marshmallow gnomes.

 

[Euryalus]

I declare war on peace with sharps sticks and a rock!

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on the Fr0ggy rock with a piece of paper.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on parked cars with drunk driving.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Barbas' old avatar with his new one.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on reality with video games.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war upon the RNC Donau with an unexpected torpedo barrage.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Steam sales with not having a gaming computer.