I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare on woes with whisky.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on sky14kemea with Molotovs.

 

[sky14kemea]

I declare war on Redlin5 with crocodiles.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on sky with misspellings.

 

[sky14kemea]

I declare war on Canada with jars of pickles.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on pickles with my stomach.

 

[sky14kemea]

I declare war on stomachs with this rubber band.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on France with Sky!

 

[sky14kemea]

I declare war on Sky with paradoxes!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on desk fans with HB pencils.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on money with buying LEGO.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the realm of goblins with hydraulic fracking.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Barbas with fleas.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on fleas with vibrating angrily.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on vibrating angrily with a bath. A very cold bath.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on baths with spin-attack.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on war with potatoes.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on the pork fat in the pan with some cider to deglaze that shit.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on The Rules with my motorcycle.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare ware on space and time with The Magic Conch!