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I've holly-fied my avatar and all (thanks to xitel and crew), but I still can't feel the Christmas cheer! Must be because there's a ton of paper work to finish... Gawd, why am I so depressed at the happiest season of the year?
Because it ain't the happiest season of the year.
First there's the carols and cutouts and displays in shops in the middle of damn November. Then all the decent TV gets bumped off and they put on repeats of
The Nanny or whatever.
Next everyone starts asking you what you'd like for Christmas. Jeez I dunno. I already but everything I want, and the jeans you bought me last year were three sizes too small. I'm not sure if I trust you to buy a gift.
Then the "Christmas spirit" snowballs through December. Everywhere you look there are holiday buyers guides and adverts. You go to the supermarket to pick up milk and see "Merry Christmas" printed on your receipt, before seeing the dent in your car caused by one of the many thousand SUV drivers around (no disrespect to SUV drivers, it's just that where I live, nobody can drive properly.)
Eventually Christmas day rolls around. Freaking Yay. Time to pretend I like what people got me.
Encyclopaedia Britannica 2003 on DVD. Whoo. Now if it would actually install instead of cause my computer to act like a Raccoon having a seizure we'd be on the way to somewhere.
Need for Speed: Carbon. Well. This'll make a nice trade in.
A wallet. Third one you've given me sis. Are you saying I should be richer or something?
Yes I understand that thought counts, but effort to find out what I
like and
need would be even better. Heck, a 3-pack of Socks wouldn't be so bad. I go through socks like no man's business.
Yes, this is very negative but I haven't enjoyed my Christmases much recently.
ACTUAL HELP
Sounds like you're waaaay stretched out. Get some extra sleep or go for a few walks if you've got time.