*Ahem*.
When I was a little filly and the sun was going dooooooooooown,
The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frooooooooown!
I'd hide under my pillow from what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way to deal with fears at all!
She said, "Pinkie, you gotta stand up tall, learn to face your fears!
You'll see that they can't hurt you, just laugh and make them disappear!"
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Giggle at the ghostly, guffaw at the grossly
Chortle at the cooky, snortle at the spooky!
Crack up at the creepy, whoop it up with the weepy!
And tell that big ol' mean scary thing to take a hike and leave you alone and the very thought of such a thing just makes you wanna...
LAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Seriously, saying "this is just a Pinch of my dark past and Present" makes you sound angsty and emo. Don't ever say that.
