"I drop a ____" Game

[Caligulove]

Easy forum game to learn
(search bar approved as far as I could search)

rules are simple,
*OP posts an item/person/subject/etc
*the next person then responds as to how that item/person/subject/etc kills them.

continues.
ex.
A: I Scarlett Johanssen/ I drop a stapler
B: I die a very pleasant death/ my eyes are stapled shut and I wander into oncoming traffic

*only rule is that it does have to kill you, its more of a fun and morbid way at looking at items.
*also, try not to go for the easy 'I commit suicide, I fall off a cliff for X reason'
Be creative!

START:
I drop an alarm clock

 

[SteakHeart]

I stub my toe and fall on top of an armed bomb.

I drop an alien slug.

 

[Captainguy42]

Tonight I feast like a king!

I drop an F-bomb.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I stop if with my FF cannon.

I drop a deuce.

 

[sky14kemea]

I get a duece on my head Dx

[sup]Ninja'd! I was gonna say I drop a dookie T^T [/sup]

I drop a pie.

 

[SteakHeart]

I eat it. Turns out, it was a cyanide pie!

I drop Soap MacTavish.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I. Wait, whaa?

I drop my pants.

 

[sky14kemea]

I faint and die in a coma from the shock.

I drop... the tempurature

[sup]*ba dum tsh*[/sup]

 

[Smagmuck_]

I freeze.

I drop an ACME anvil.

 

[RanD00M]

I go "meep meep".

I drop the sky.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I say oh, crap.

I drop infinity.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I get confused.

I drop the fragments of my blown mind.

 

[RanD00M]

I catch your mind in my mouth and then i eat it.

I drop sky14kemea.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I catch and greet her.

I drop Liam Neeson.

 

[RanD00M]

I catch him and never ever EVER let go.

I drop Suiseiseki.

 

[Sam G]

I make fun of her hair, and she pulls my head clean off.

I drop dead.

 

[RanD00M]

I get ICE BURNED.

I drop a beat.

 

[SteakHeart]

I do some funkay moves.

I drop the F-bomb.

 

[RanD00M]

I counter with a Cluster F-Bomb.

I drop a soul.