"I drop a ____" Game

[GodofDisaster]

I absorb its energy only to discover it was the soul of a Twlight fan girl.

I drop my avatar's exercise machine.

 

[Sam G]

Someone cranks up the speed really high and it yanks my arms off, causing me to bleed out.

I drop a can of spray paint.

 

[Ciarang]

While spraying that spray paint I realise that I'm spraying it the wrong way, spray it in my eyes, stumble into the road, and get run over.

I drop a bowl of cereal.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I eat it only to find out, that its gone soggy.

I drop a dog.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I kick it.

I drop a hobo.

 

[Sam G]

I hand him a bottle of booze (ain't I generous?) and he smashes it on the ground and stabs me up with it.

I drop a bible on the ground.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I pick it up, and keep it safely.

I drop a wolf.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Ah, ha!

I drop a vampire!

 

[Magnatek]

I catch it with a wooden stake. Ooh, right through the heart! I don't think that was a good landing. My only wish is that he didn't grab my head to break his fall.

I drop a kick.

 

[RanD00M]

I catch it with my face.

I drop you.

 

[Sam G]

Wow, seamlessly efficient! I don't even have to think about it!

I drop a tennis shoe.

 

[Sam G]

I catch and greet her.

I drop Liam Neeson.

I pick it up, and keep it safely.

I drop a wolf.

I kick it.

I drop a hobo.

Ahem. The point of the game is to die as a result of the previous object, not just interact with it. That was all explained in the first post...

 

[Contun]

I step out of the way only to be hit by a truck.

I drop a banana peel.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I slip on it comically, land on my head, and spontaneously explode.

I drop a penny off the Empire State Building

 

[Contun]

The penny proceeds to change it's course to the south, bursts through my window and launches into my skull. I die.

I drop a grenade.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I kick it away, unaware that it was cooked. I blow up.

I drop a ball of aluminum foil.
[sup]Thanks sam g for clearing that up[/sup]

 

[Sam G]

I unravel it and read the message written on it aloud. "Candle Jack... What on earth does-"

I drop a Nintendo DS.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It proceeds to melt my brain with JRPG madness.

I drop a JRPG.

 

[RanD00M]

I run away,but run into a spiky wall instead.

I drop a CD.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I break it. CDs suck now.

I drop a 60 pound fruitcake.