"I drop a ____" Game

[Spade Lead]

I catch her, but get hit by a bus.

I drop a battleship

 

[Caligulove]

I try to give it back to you, but you apparently dont want it anymore and like your hemoglobin to be fucked up- so much that you kill me by strangulation with your spleen when I try to perform surgery on you.

I drop my watch

 

[Sam G]

I steal it, and some street thugs stab me up to get it.

I drop a pornographic comic book.

 

[lodo_bear]

I read it and attempt to mimic the actions therein. My death becomes the stuff of 4chan legend.

I bop it and drop it.

 

[Sam G]

What you bopped and dropped was a wolverine. Now it's a very angry wolverine. Uh-oh...

I drop DA BOMB! (doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I blow up, then my gibs get disintegrated.

I drop Suiseiseki.

 

[Kud]

i kidnap her and hide her in my basement.

i drop the bible.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I pick it up and keep it safe. I get hit by a bus on the way home.

I drop Taiga.
[sup]Remember, you are supposed to put how the dropped object kills you.[/sup]

 

[lodo_bear]

I am crushed like an ant as the weight of an entire Taiga biome descends upon me.

Oh, you didn't mean this kind of Taiga [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiga]? Starting over...I am instantly flattened as the mighty Mongolian mountain range, Ulaan Taiga [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulaan_Taiga], hits the earth where I was standing.

Wrong again? Okay...I am flushed away by the displaced Alaskan Taiga Lake [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiga_Lake].

Still no good? How about this...I die of artistic ecstasy as I come face to face with the Ike no Taiga, master of the nanga painting style [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ike_no_Taiga].

Rats, still wrong. Maybe this one...I attempt to watch a year-long Taiga drama [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiga_drama] all in one sitting and die from exhaustion. I was just getting to the really good part, too...

Didn't like that one either, huh? Well, if at first you don't succeed...I listen to the album "Taiga" by OOIOO [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiga_(album)] and my spirit is carried away by the power of rock, leaving my lifeless corpse behind.

D'oh! Wrong Taiga again! My bad...I am sliced to pieces by the razor-sharp edges of the DVDs containing the documentary film "Taiga" [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiga_(film)].

Shucks, how many Taigas can there be? This must be it...I freeze to death upon suddenly finding myself in the Russian town of Taiga [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tayga].

No? Maybe I'm not being lethal enough...I am vaporized by the atomic might of the Taiga nuclear test [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFHAKNCccM8].

No, that's not it either. I'll try a pop culture reference...I am shredded to pieces by the claws of the fierce Kamen Rider Taiga [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamen_Rider_Tiger].

Okay, enough fooling around. I make a short joke and am slain by one of Taiga Aisaka [http://myanimelist.net/character/12064/Taiga_Aisaka]'s brutal outbursts.

Wait, there's more! Fujimara Taiga [http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Fujimura_Taiga] makes mincemeat of me with her kendo skills.

It doesn't stop there! SaejimaTaiga [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saejima_Taiga#Taiga_Saejima.2FGaro_the_Golden_Knight], the Golden Knight, breaks me with his magical strength.

Thirsty? I'm not anymore. I drowned in a sudden downpour of Taiga beer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Taiga_beer2.jpg].

One more for the road: Louis Vuitton's entire Taiga line [http://www.louisvuitton.com/uk/flash/index.jsp;jsessionid=RRHXQTI1HTUNECRBXUDVAFYKEG4RAUPU?direct1=cate_m&direct2=cat10029&direct3=cat10030] falls on me and suffocates me...with style!

Now, my revenge...
I drop a word with multiple definitions.

 

[RanD00M]

My brain explodes from the complexity of said word.

I drop my brain.

 

[Sam G]

I throw it up into the air and it hits a plane, causing it to come crashing down on top of me.

I drop a feather.

 

[lodo_bear]

I conclude that the feather is a magic feather and attempt use it to fly. But of course, the feather was never magical; the magic was in me all along...except my magic doesn't include the power of flight...or reducing fall damage.

I drop the Dow Jones Industrial Average.

 

[Cassidy129]

I devalue the United States Dollar through purchase of all shares possible and selling to the Japanese, increasing the value of the Yen.

I drop the Supercomputer the Japanese gave me.

 

[Sam G]

I headbutt through the screen and die of the broken glass stuck in my cranium.

I drop a twig.

 

[lodo_bear]

I devalue the United States Dollar through purchase of all shares possible and selling to the Japanese, increasing the value of the Yen.

Ah, you are forgetting the rule of the game. Somehow, the thing I dropped has to kill you!

I drop a twig.

I take the twig and try to play "fetch" with the nearest dog, but Cujo does not want to play "fetch" with me...

I drop a graphing calculator.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It's complexity makes my head explode.

I drop a pedobear costume.

 

[Sam G]

I put it on, and some angry parents break my legs while I'm sleeping and burn my house down.

I throw a spear at the next poster.

 

[Cassidy129]

The spear flies past me, causing me to laugh with triumph. Then it gets tired of my cocksure attitude and pins me to the ground and beats me to death with the shaft.

I drop a misshapen bowl.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It shatters and severs my legs. I bleed to death.

I throw a shard of glass at the next poster.