I f you could make bullets that could do anything....

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renner-08

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self-healing bullets

if your hit with one, you heal automatically

that would be the best game of cops and robbers ever...
 

Mana Fiend

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renner-08 said:
self-healing bullets

if your hit with one, you heal automatically

that would be the best game of cops and robbers ever...
Dammit, I though I'd get to this first! Healing bullets would be awesomee :)
 

Iron Mal

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Which would be better?

Chainsaw bullets?

or

Living bullets? (as in, bullets that happen to be alive)
 

Wadders

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I'd make bullets that shoot food at poor people, that would make Bill Hicks proud of me :D
 

Trivun

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Greyfox105 said:
I would make bullets that turn living people into dead people.
and also bullets that turn dead people into live people.
I'd make a killing on sales...
Yeah, but shooting someone with an automatic would be pretty damn tough then...

Anyway, I'd manufacture bullets that turned people into really nice friendly good people. Then the police in Britain would finally get clearance to fire on people who cause crime, so then it wouldn't matter if we changed the bullets around for ones that kill you when they fire on murderers and rapists. That way, we get free death penalty for really bad crimes, and minor offenders (burglars and the like) get turned nice and rehabilitated. No need for prisons then and the government can spend it's money elsewhere. Like on education...

I really hate paying university tuition fees so this is an effective yet really roundabout way of solving several problems at once :D)
 

Triangulon

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I would make bullets that, on contact with the target, emit a loud and extremely clever satirical putdown. You think you are winning this argument? I THINK NOT! Pew Pew
 

Tears of Blood

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I'd want a bullet that is either coated with a strong and painful neurotoxin, or injects it into the target. One that paralyzes, preferably. But that would be impractical if I were to hit an arm or a leg, so while we're waiting for the toxin to work it's way through the bloodstream, the bullet can emit an electric charge which will not only stun the target but temporarily paralyze them.

Hopefully, we'd keep the ammunition sub-sonic, so it could be compatible with suppressed weaponry.
 

Idlemessiah

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I would invent bullets that contain the essence of Bill Bailey's haircut.
I have no idea what would happen or even if the effect would be good or bad, only slightly derranged...
 

The Austin

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Bullets that turn people into talking fish.


Then I could get them to do an intimidating shout.
 

Rachel317

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No need for prisons then and the government can spend it's money elsewhere. Like on education...

I really hate paying university tuition fees so this is an effective yet really roundabout way of solving several problems at once :D)
...bravo, Trivun...bravo.

On a more comical note, I'd invent bullets that, when fired, would turn a male victim into Chuck Norris, and a female victim into Bruce Lee. Thus, the eternal struggle between Norris and Lee would continue...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE
 

DemonicVixen

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almightywabbit said:
I'd make a bullet that would make people orgasm, it would be hilarious to see people's reactions when being shot in a church.
Yeah im not even gonna ask, though might be hilarious to turn them onto you for a laugh right in the middle of a lesson...

OT: I would make bullets make people immortal and shoot everyone i love/care about enough to live forever with. If this has been said already then i would also make bullets transform me into being able to fly.
 

HentMas

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bullets that turns guys into girls and girls into guys and makes them really horny

and if they are gay, it enhances their chance of getting laid (like a +20 in sex appeal or something)

that would be weird
 

hazabaza1

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When a bullet hits someone, they have a rotational force around them. Imagine emptying a 50 round magazine into someone, and thier sight gets blocked by 50 spinning bullets.