I feel like a f***ing idiot...

[Matt9102]

maybe.. maybe the dog ATE your stuff. and then it had an allergic reaction to the tear gas (which is totally standard animal control gear. as well as hazmat suits) and exploded. they then spent the next half hour cleaning up dog giblets in your house. hazmat suited, tear gas equipped, freelance animal control providers are the REAL heroes today. and you accuse them. tsk tsk.

This seems most plausible.
Anyway, you are a troll among trolls. Bravo.

 

[sky14kemea]

...the lot of you know this is false and the OP is a troll, right?

Sssshhhh! You're ruining the illusioooooon!

It probably is fake, but even then, it's a fun kinda topic to discuss! =P

 

[OldNewNewOld]

Fake.
This is just a variation of the "Owl in the attic" story.
This should be closed asap.

 

[Sangreal Gothcraft]

yeah that is how i feel as well..then i find out we have been trolled -_-

 

[WaffleCopters]

at least you werent like "derp, didnt know i had a dog up there, but OK "

 

[The Pinray]

I don't get it... You are joking, right? There's no way on Gia's green earth that you're serious.

You story is very suspect, friend. I'm not sure I buy it.

 

[Nouw]

...the lot of you know this is false and the OP is a troll, right?

Sssshhhh! You're ruining the illusioooooon!

It probably is fake, but even then, it's a fun kinda topic to discuss! =P

Seconded. I'm thinking of a smart way to double-cross them. Ideas anyone?

 

[Trippy Turtle]

Tear gas a dog... I don't know about this. Who would believe someone would just go and kill a stray dog? Take it to the pound maybe but killing seems a bit too far. Thinking from the robbers point of view I wouldn't have thought you would have believed it.

 

[mysecondlife]

The story didn't make sense to me. But that's a good conjob right there.

edit:

Now I can only afford a 360 which really annoys me.

Haha. Now that's funny.

 

[Fusioncode9]

Now I can only afford a 360 which really annoys me.

Well played sir.

Now it makes sense. A very cleverly disguised thread, give yourself a pat on the back.

 

[Kinguendo]

Why would they use tear gas? All you have to do is either tranq the dog or put some meat in a cage so the dog can be transported safely out of you attic... also, how the fuck did a dog get in you attic?

 

[Godhead]

Damn this was a good troll.

 

[idarkphoenixi]

A dog? Up in the attic?

Assuming this is actually true you had it coming for believing that shit. People don't just walk up to your house and tell you to get out while they tear gas it. In fact, I'm pretty sure tear gas isn't used at all when it comes to animal control.

The thieves get +1 point for creativity though.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Sucks to be you. And, although I empathize with you, I can't help but think of this song:

 

[SilentCom]

Haz-mat suits? Tear gas? Dogs in your attic? Lol wut?

I would expect animal control or a dog catcher or something instead of haz-mat suits.

 

[TheTurtleMan]

That's what you get for answering the front door. So long as you didn't order something awesome yourself, the only possible outcome of the scenario is disappointment and heartbreak. It's important to look on the jadeddy side of life.

Also, what the hell was a dog doing in your attic?

 

[Giftfromme]

Now I can only afford a 360 which really annoys me.

Well played sir.

aww I don't get it, please explain it lol.

 

[keideki]

People wearing haz-mat suits came to my door, and told me to wait outside because they had to tear-gas out the stray dog in my attic. I have an dog in my attic so I believed them. 30 minutes later they walked out with "bags of animal carcasses," which I later find out to be my ps3, wii, dvd player, and a bunch of jewelry. Didn't think that robberies could be so planned, but now my parents are mad at me. Now I can only afford a 360 which really annoys me.

Cannot tell if troll or just stupid....

no seriously guys... I can't tell..

*pffft*

 

[Fijiman]

Not one of your better days, was it? I still really have to agree with most of the others here that you should have caught them when thy just showed up in hazmat suits wanting to tear gas a dog out of your attic and that you should have asked for documentation or a license before letting them in your house.

Now I can only afford a 360 which really annoys me.

And what's wrong with the 360?