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Sneaky-Pie

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How is it possible I never knew about the existence of knorks until now?! Like the spork, a knork is a knife/fork combination.

And here I was cutting my food with two hands like a sucker.

Original story: http://gizmodo.com/5582443/how-could-you-not-tell-me-that-knorks-exist


For 28 years, I've been dutifully grinding my fork through steaks and other delicacies, both too stubborn and lazy to pick up the knife. Now, I learn of an existing invention. It's been around for years. It's called a knork.

The etymologists among you, tracing the knork's "kn" back to its Old English root "cnif" (c.450-c.1100)?or more likely, the Old Norse "knifr"?are way ahead of this explanation, but a knork is a combination of a knife and a fork?a tool with all the lofty goals of a spork but, according to the few accounts I've read, far more utility. As one Amazon reviewer puts it:

If someone you know has difficulty using a fork in one hand & a knife in the other, this is a great solution. The knork cuts extremely well, because the side is angled well to be a suitable cutting edge.

Have no fear-place this easily [slides] in your mouth without cutting your tongue or anything else.

Yes, the handle is heavier, but that is probably because the knork is designed with a good application of physics. The unique shape of the edge plus the weight of the handle allows one to cut through any thickness if you have a good strong eating hand.

Use the knork properly-place it on the object (like a thick steak) & rock back & forth. Patience is advised-but then it is recommended to eat more slowly- it's healthy!

Enjoy your steak in a restaurant -you are no longer restricted to soft mushy foods. Be independent-no one has to cut your steak in public anymore!

Knorks run about $20 for a pack of four. Your friends and grandparents will appreciate them equally.
 

RobotNinja

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I'm not that impressed. Now combining a knife, a fork, and a spoon would be most impressive. I call it, the Spknork
 

Sneaky-Pie

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RobotNinja said:
I'm not that impressed. Now combining a knife, a fork, and a spoon would be most impressive. I call it, the Spknork
Just saw this diagram:

 

Sonofadiddly

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My mind was just totally blown.

Sneaky-Pie said:
Just saw this diagram:

That diagram makes no sense. Splayd? There are no A's, Y's, or D's in any of the original utensils!
 

RobotNinja

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Hold on, if the edges of the knorks are sharp, wouldn't you end up cutting your mouth with it?
 

Enigmers

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I cut my food with the side of my fork anyway, but this is definitely something to keep in mind (sharpened fork-edges)
 

Sneaky-Pie

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Sonofadiddly said:
My mind was just totally blown.

Sneaky-Pie said:
Just saw this diagram:

That diagram makes no sense. Splayd? There are no A's, Y's, or D's in any of the original utensils!
Yeah, I think that Spiork would have been better.
 

Sneaky-Pie

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Sonofadiddly said:
Sneaky-Pie said:
Sonofadiddly said:
My mind was just totally blown.

Sneaky-Pie said:
Just saw this diagram:

That diagram makes no sense. Splayd? There are no A's, Y's, or D's in any of the original utensils!
Yeah, I think that Spiork would have been better.
Too close to spork. I'd go with "Sporfe."
Oh, good point. I wish there was some way to get a "K" in there. The only thing that comes to my mind now is Spike. Shame that's already taken.
 

Muramasa89

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It's easier to use a knife and fork. Same with spoon and fork.
Stab meat with fork, cut with knife. Or with a knork you have the meat slip over the plate/table (you can't cut AND keep in place at once unless you have two; defeating the purpose). Sporks, well it's just as easy to use a fork to put stuff onto a spoon, but I never saw a need to have a spoon+fork together anyway.

Sporks = crap. Knorks = crap. Plus I guess you like sliced mouth with your steak?
 

ShadowKatt

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RobotNinja said:
Sounds russian. We should check and see if they have them. Try asking the cosmonauts, they're pretty on the ball with things like this.
 

antipunt

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Sneaky-Pie said:
RobotNinja said:
I'm not that impressed. Now combining a knife, a fork, and a spoon would be most impressive. I call it, the Spknork
Just saw this diagram:

Dude, that Splayd looks like it could do some serious damage