I feel upset. Please help me cheer up.

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

I'm not in a good mood right now. I've been playing TF2 with friends, which is sometimes really fun, but there were these two guys playing and I just.. couldn't win against them. I feel inadequate, especially since my skill level in the game seems to have plateaued and I have no idea how I could possibly get any better than I am without playing competitive matches, which I can't play because that also makes me feel completely inadequate and upset.

Anyway, I want to be made happy. Funny things, cute things, anything's fine. If it'll make me feel better, I'll welcome it. Hopefully, we can put some joy into my life and everyone else's.

 

[Barbas]

Well, have some of what I'm watching right now:


It never fails to lift me spirits. Beautiful, no?

Spoiler: A bonus hedgehog for the simpler, quicker thrills.

 

[Doclector]

Now, press eight. Keep pressing eight. This works 60% of the time, all the time, for me.

 

[shootthebandit]

Heres my favourite joke

Spoiler: potential NSFW

There are 2 men discussing thier anniversaries, one of them is very rich and the other is very poor however they are very close friends. The rich man says "ive got an idea, I could get my wife a new aston martin and a nice diamond ring. That way if shes not too keen on the ring she can always drive the new aston to the jewelers and swap it for another one"

"Great idea!" Replies the poor man "I might do something similar. I was think about getting my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo, that way if she doesnt like the slippers she can go fuck herself"

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

Take a moment to reread your OP. You're upset because you couldn't win at a video game.

Now repeat that to yourself again, you're actually upset because a video game because there were 2 guys who beat you at a video game that you play for FUN. Your self worth shouldn't be tied to how well you play a video game.

Now, don't you feel pretty goddamn silly?

Your life must be AWESOME if the worst thing to happen to you recently is losing at TF2.

Now to cheer you up, here's cats playing Jenga:

 

[JoJo]

This never fails to cheer me up:

Spoiler

Always look on the bright side of life... *stomps on previous posters* you never know when it might end, so enjoy it!

 

[chozo_hybrid]

Here's something made of scenes from Breaking Bad.

SPOILER WARNING I GUESS, JUST IN CASE.


Always makes me smile.

 

[Coakle]

Spoiler: Kind of a lewd joke

Imagine an elephant has a penis for a trunk.

Spoiler: It's drinking water

 

[jademunky]

I'm not in a good mood right now. I've been playing TF2 with friends, which is sometimes really fun, but there were these two guys playing and I just.. couldn't win against them. I feel inadequate, especially since my skill level in the game seems to have plateaued and I have no idea how I could possibly get any better than I am without playing competitive matches, which I can't play because that also makes me feel completely inadequate and upset.

Anyway, I want to be made happy. Funny things, cute things, anything's fine. If it'll make me feel better, I'll welcome it. Hopefully, we can put some joy into my life and everyone else's.

If it makes you feel any better, it is probably not that your skill level has plateaued and more to do with the fact that you would have to probably give up having a career, social life and significant other to be as good as some of the guys who play these games.

At least that Is what I tell myself every time I get called a noob.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Lemee see... would cute kitty videos help?



Enjoy!

 

[Aerosteam]

Videos hardly ever make me scream with laughter.
Just... listen.

 

[Spambot 3000]

It's just a video game dude, I get pissed when I can't beat those really good guys on TF2 as well but if you check their Steam profile you'll see that they normally spend like, 5 days solid of playing video games every 2 weeks. Where anyone ever finds the fucking time to do that I'll never know. So don't worry about it, it just goes to show you have a life I suppose.

 

[L. Declis]

I have always lived by the following rule;

"No matter what you do. No matter how good you think you are at it. There is a 6 year old Chinese kid who can do it better." ~ Leon Declis

So, yeah, you suck at TF2. Either commit to getting better, or commit to getting over yourself. It's a game, dude. A game where a big Russian guy eats a sandwich and there is a cyclopaedic Scottish black demolitions man.

But, if you want a laugh:
[link]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX0gJcpSjSE[/link]

 

[hotdogoctopus]

Malcom in the Middle Foreshadowing.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Y'know those cheesy lists of random uplifting news stories that are so popular on tumblr and quote-unquote "funny" sites?

Yeah, here's one of those. [http://iraffiruse.net/post/79090199351#.U17_BPldW6M]

 

[Worgen]

You need some Fluttershy: the dragonborn.


Try and be in a bad mood after that, I dare you, I double dare you.

 

[TheSYLOH]

Just a reminder, at least you haven't been rendered hilarious due to extreme genetic engineering.

 

[RoonMian]

I remember you from the depressing thread... I know how those seemingly trivial things can just trigger a whole world of grief...

Spoiler: Have this, jumping hug

 

[Double A]

Watch Gravity Falls if you haven't. It's freaking adorable and hilarious. If you have, well, next season starts in the summer.

There's also these:

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

Here's some photos of my favourite animal, the Emperor Tamarin

Haha, look at the little fella. Never fails to cheer me up.