Pay no attention to the "its just a game" and "first world problems lol" crowd. Dude's an escapist, I generally get along with escapists, dude's feeling down... I don't have a problem trying to help lift his spirits.
Well, I don't have a problem the idea. Unfortunately I have a tendency to be much better at spreading misery rather than happiness. But it occurs to me that maybe if I describe one of those situations that recently happened to me, perhaps some happiness via shadenfreude may be experienced.
My pals and I were celebrating the upcoming nuptials of another friend of ours at the traditional establishment of burlesque entertainment. Naa, seedier than that. This place was dirty. I mean really filthy. The kind of place the health inspectors won't shut down for fear that someone might find out they actually WENT INTO THE BUILDING. My cloths hamper still smells vaguely of stripper... after over a week. That's the kind of place this was. As we were leaving, the brother of the groom asked something bizarre of me. "Dude," he says, "do or say something that will make me hurl."
My reaction was similar to yours I suppose. "Why?."
"Because if I puke and then drink a ton of water I won't be hungover tomorrow. And I have a lot of stuff to do for (the groom) tomorrow. I don't wanna have to do all that feeling terrible."
I'm not exactly sure of the validity of his claim to a hangover cure... but at this point I'm thinking to myself "hey, if it works for him... And of course, how could I refuse a pal.
"OK," I say to him, "easy enough. Just think about this. We all did the thing tonight where we put the dollar bills up on the stage. And the dancer would take the dollar, put it in our mouth, and then use various parts of their body to take the bills from us?" (And yes, no matter what image this conjured up it's probably correct.)
"Sure," he says.
"Again think about this for a second," I replied, "and then remember that we didn't bring a lot of singles WITH us." At his quizzical look I elaborated. "Where did we get most of those bills... that we put in our mouths?"
It took a second, but it was successful enough to achieve his hangover cure.
Feel better now?