I find that offensive!

[staika]

That mirror? *looks*
Oh god! How dare you make me look at such a disgusting creature. You offend me with how callous you are.

key

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

A key? are you being serious? Do you have any idea how annoying it is to constantly open and lock my doors every night? Try being a bit more sensitive in the future!

chocolate

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

You fucking Scunt! You dare bring up the subject of Chocolate in my presence? How fucking dare you?!

Mayo

 

[Fijiman]

EDIT: damn you Star Trek for distracting me. >_<

OT: You bastard, how dare you mention mayo around here. I am quite offended.

thin air

 

[Headsprouter]

Just as you said that, my ability to have a sense of humour vanished! In to thin air you might say! I'll have you thrown in jail for this!

Childlike laughter.

 

[Neuromancer]

Your stupid childlike laughter offends my ears. SHUT UP!

Childhood's End.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

You sick bastard!, how dare you remind me of my lost innocence and the fact that I will become a joyless adult later in life, how very dare you!

Anime

 

[Teoes]

I find that offensive! Last time I mentioned anime, someone called me Weeaboo and paddled my ass. Most embarrassing team meeting ever.

Crumpets.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Crumpets?! You sick motherfudger! I'm offended you try remind me of them! Spiders fall down the holes!

Sandwiches.

 

[staika]

Sandwiches!? How dare you, I prefer to play the spy and will not succumb to the base desires of the lowly heavy!

Team Fortress 2

 

[Fijiman]

You make me sick beyond description.

Staika

 

[EeveeElectro]

That scumbag put me in the friendzone when I told him I was a brony!!!1!!

Deodorant.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*breaths heavily*DE.....DE.....DEODORANT?! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WITH DEODORANT?! Only douchebags and hippos use deodorants! YOU LITTLE SHI*gets beeped and then cut out*

Webchatting

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I BEG YOUR PARDON! Webchatting? Thanks for reminding of the things I've seen on Chat Roulette, unspeakable things and that makes me a very sad fox.

Birthday

 

[Neuromancer]

How DARE you remind me that I am a year closer to death! And you actually want me to celebrate on that day?

Don't fear the reaper.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

You dare tell me to be afraid of death?! That guy can go fuck himself, HE CHEATS AT EVERY POKER GAME LIKE GOD!

Science Fiction

 

[Teoes]

I used to be a fan of Morsomk, but that's just too far. He can mock reality, fantasy, comedy, tragedy, crime fiction, crime non-fiction, biographies, auto-biographies, maps, cook books, self-help books, and the most twisted pornography ever devised.. but I draw the line at science fiction. Ignored, reported and I will shortly be writing to my MEP to complain.

Your genitals.

 

[username sucks]

What!? How dare you! It was my choice to kick your genitals, MY choice. You should not have any say over my actions, as I have freedom of expression!

Distilled water

 

[Teoes]

You sully the good name of water by distilling it and not enjoying it in it's natural pure form! Scumbag.

Chest hair

 

[EeveeElectro]

CHEST HAIR!?! ARE YOU SAYING I CAN'T HAVE CHEST HAIR COS I'M A WOMAN?
I'm sick of you sexist pigs telling us women what to do. GO FIND A HAIRLESS WOMAN AND FUCK HER NEXT TIME!!!!

A pug puppy.