I find that offensive!

[Fijiman]

You dare mention that most despicable of beasts? For shame.

That man you're sitting on

 

[HowEveryLoserPreaches]

why must you offend my stairs



Pubic hair all over him/her

 

[Teoes]

I am offended, nay, moved to physical sickness by the very notion! I demand all people posting in my thread provide proof that they have been waxed from head to toe.

Proper tea-making procedure.

 

[Headsprouter]

I resent the fact you try to take away my right to pour boiling water on my face.

I loooove horses.

 

[Teoes]

It's not the horse part that I find offensive, more the fact that you've put more than one 'o' in the word love that I find unforgivable. That is just so annoyingggg! God.

Literally.

 

[EeveeElectro]

ADKLGJJGJIKFK- *explodes*

A fluffy kitten.

 

[Teoes]

Stupid little stuck-up, snooty, self-centred, vicious, sadistic, annoying little creature! And as for the kitten, don't get me started..

Ad hominem arguments

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

How dare you suggest I like to personally insult my opponent, I'm much more subtle than that

Dinner

 

[Fijiman]

You dare speak of dinner heathen?! I shall now damn your soul till the end of time... Or till I get tired of doing so.

Your face is on fire, let me help you with that.

 

[Headsprouter]

No, you oaf, I'm merely a ginger!

Anime.

 

[Teoes]

Ugh. Cheap excuse for paedos and weeaboos obsessed with being kawaii desu ne, to stare at panty-shots of pre-pubescent girls. Fuck that noise and all who partake in it.

My..Little..Pony! *runs*

 

[EeveeElectro]

YOU WANKER. A show for little girls on THIS WEBSITE? You make me sick you pedo!

And those pathetic bitches who cosplay ponies! UGH!

Blowjobs and beer.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Those are fighting words! What do you take me for? Some kind of pervert who enjoys being pleasured while I get drunk off my ass, I have a little more self respect than that thank you very much!

Friends

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

I find that offensive! That show was terrible!

Bananas

 

[Teoes]

YOU try sliding on a banana skin, failing, and then tolerate someone waggling them in your face like that! RAAAAAAAGH TEOSMASH! Seriously, fuck you. Troll.

I'm thinking about how good you look naked.

 

[EeveeElectro]

YOU SICK PERVERT!!!!!!!!!! I wanna relax on my favourite site and I can't cos pervs like you are up in my grill, ugh!

Chocolate cake.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

My God, you're insensitive, I once got a stomach ache from eating chocolate cake, try to take other people's feelings into consideration next time!

Pizza

 

[Headsprouter]

I hate pizza. No, really.

Just refer to the statement above: "I hate pizza."

 

[Teoes]

I'm fucking offended that you would presume to tell me what to do! I bow to no man.

I'm thinking about how bad you look naked.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I am fucking offended at the fact that you think I look ugly naked and THAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT ME NAKED YOU PERVERT!

That was a delicious dinner.