I find that offensive!

[Headsprouter]

*flips table*

Want to see a movie or something?

 

[Fijiman]

A movie? With you? You have insulted me for the last time! Have at thee!

the sun is hot

 

[Teoes]

I'm offended by your boastful gloating of the good weather you get! We've got the bloody central heating on here! Bawbag.

Itchy balls.

 

[Fijiman]

You bastard, I don't need to know about the current condition of your balls or any other part of your body.

you're ugly

 

[Teoes]

I find that offensive! I was dared to look in the mirror once; the memory still keeps me awake at night.

Fijiman

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*Froths in rage and starts to shoot everything that he sees*

Cheese and Wine.

 

[Teoes]

Pretentious little bastard! What kind of middle-class snob are you?!

Free booze.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*Starts swearing in foreign language* You fucking socalist pig! FREE BOOZE?! That idea is fucking absurd, do you even know how much work was put into making the booze? AND YOU WANT TO GIVE IT AWAY FOR FREE?!!! Get out of my sight you fucking russian socalist cuban ************!

A story book.

 

[DyqstARD]

Story book's kill more a year than anorexic hippo's, How. Dare. You.

Revolution

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Jusus Chrust man, that was fucking low blow right there! You not only offend me but my entire family with this talk of revolution. MY FATHER DIED IN A SHITTY REVOLUTION THAT AMOUNTED TO NOTHING! NOTHING!!!!

Your father.

 

[Teoes]

It's the stinky bum I find most offensive. Urgh, now my lady knows where I get it from!

Unfettered knockers

 

[EeveeElectro]

Knockers? YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY BOOBS AGAIN??????????!!!!!!

Why can't I just stroll into a thread without PERVS LIKE YOU PERVING. AMG.

Popcorn.

 

[Teoes]

Urgh, you put those things in your ears! Have you SEEN the sort of gunk that lives in there? That's disgusting; you'll be wanting to eat of used toilet paper next.

Deskflip

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

What the fuck man?! Why did you fucking flip my desk?! IT HAD STUFF ON IT AND NOW IT IS BROKEN!

Sammich.

 

[Teoes]

I have fucking standards, you know. And you expect me to eat that swill?? I'll have you know I consume only the finest virgin-made noodles, and then only the best single noodle from each packet.

Immersion

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHIT STANDARDS FOR IMMERSION! It offended me that your piece of technology gave me headache from all the bad looking design it brought to the table!

Food

 

[EeveeElectro]

DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT???? FUCK YOU MAN. Have some consideration for my feelings!

Boybands.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Did you just compare me to a fucking boyband?! You fucking cow!

Burning