I Get Dubious When They Say That

[DoctorNick]

"This won't hurt a bit."

It's worse when the doctor/dentist/whatever says "this will hurt". Because you know that when they say "this won't hurt a bit" hurts like hell, so when even they admit it will hurt, you know you are a few seconds away from experiencing the worst pain imaginable.

Oh god I know.

I don't know about everyone else, but it's the picks that get to me. Poking and scraping and being jammed into places they shouldn't...

GAH.

Back on topic though:

"Trust me, I know what I'm talking about."

That one is especially delicious to me because I find myself forced to say it more often then I'd like despite me almost never trusting it when it comes out of another persons mouth.

 

[JammasterJG]

"Your not gonna believe how good this is"... generally the more hyped up something is the more i suspect it aint gonna be as good as i thought it would be (though i have been wrong)

 

[feather240]

"This won't hurt a bit."

It's worse when the doctor/dentist/whatever says "this will hurt". Because you know that when they say "this won't hurt a bit" hurts like hell, so when even they admit it will hurt, you know you are a few seconds away from experiencing the worst pain imaginable.

Oh god I know.

I don't know about everyone else, but it's the picks that get to me. Poking and scraping and being jammed into places they shouldn't...

GAH.

Back on topic though:

"Trust me, I know what I'm talking about."

That one is especially delicious to me because I find myself forced to say it more often then I'd like despite me almost never trusting it when it comes out of another persons mouth.

Ahh delicious irony. Tastes like coffee cake.

School was never that bad. Well not now it isn't.

 

[vodkainferno]

Three words

I love you.

 

[fgdfgdgd]

"you mean everything to me" you can imagin how that turned out.

 

[tomtom94]

Anything printed by the Daily Mail makes me automatically think "And where did they pull that 'fact' from?"

This. If anyone ever needs a daily dose of stupid, look at the front headline of the Daily Mail.

VIDEO GAMES CUT OFF DISABLED ELDERLY LADY'S BENEFITS CAUSING FALL IN HOUSE PRICES

The Daily Mail - Being casually racist in public so you don't have to be.

 

[Christemo]

when the New Moon trailer said "based off the best book series ever written", i almost hurled.

 

[vamp rocks]

"This won't hurt a bit."

It's worse when the doctor/dentist/whatever says "this will hurt". Because you know that when they say "this won't hurt a bit" it hurts like hell, so when even they admit it will hurt, you know you are a few seconds away from experiencing the worst pain imaginable.

haha or "you may feel a slight pinch" always makes me think the worst...

 

[Queen Michael]

when the New Moon trailer said "based off the best book series ever written", i almost hurled.

Best book series ever? Yes. Because the Discworld series, the Sherlock Holmes series and A Series of Unfortunate Events do not exist.

 

[feather240]

Three words

I love you.

Me and New York are just friends. *snicker*

"You had a bad day once, am I right?" or do you just see those around you fall?

 

[Kortney]

"Trust me, I know what I'm talking about."

That one is especially delicious to me because I find myself forced to say it more often then I'd like despite me almost never trusting it when it comes out of another persons mouth.

That's a good one. Because thinking back to all the times I have said that to someone - I have never known what I was talking about. I say that when I am trying to convince someone to do something they shouldn't do.

 

[jesse.]

when the New Moon trailer said "based off the best book series ever written", i almost hurled.

hahahahahahaha fail

 

[feather240]

when the New Moon trailer said "based off the best book series ever written", i almost hurled.

hahahahahahaha fail

Maybe in some language system.

 

[Lystic7]

"maybe next year" when the guy from Smack down starts talking about all the features they didn't have "disk space" to put in this year. Because 90% of those features are still not in the game 10 years later.

 

[blindthrall]

"That's offensive."

Now I'm not portraying myself as an unfeeling hunk of granite, but I've only been offended maybe a dozen times in my whole life. I don't think that number's much higher for most people. But some people are so hypersensitive, it's like their asscheeks are made of sandpaper. And 90% is completely manufactured emotion, just used to get what they want. At first it just made things less fun, now its making things less free.

And before anybody chimes in, this behavior isn't limited to minorities.

 

[DP155ToneZone]

"Nah leave it for now, help me and then go back to it later"

Infuriates me. 'Cos either you forget what you were doing, frantically true to rush what you were doing (AKA Do a shitty job) or the you leave for just long enough for things to fuck up with the job.

 

[DoctorNick]

"Trust me, I know what I'm talking about."

That one is especially delicious to me because I find myself forced to say it more often then I'd like despite me almost never trusting it when it comes out of another persons mouth.

That's a good one. Because thinking back to all the times I have said that to someone - I have never known what I was talking about. I say that when I am trying to convince someone to do something they shouldn't do.

Oddly I'm the exact opposite of that, I never utter the phrase unless I'm DAMN sure I'm right about what I'm saying.

Anyway, what's another good one...

Oh!

"No, I'm NOT angry."

My sisters get that one from my Mother a lot.

 

[Kollega]

Phrases that tick me off?

"I have lost my faith in humanity" - of course, third time in this day.
"Everyone except me can go die, i hate them" - everyone who says it is a douchebag. And he's lying.
"Cats are Satan's incarnates" - no they are not. Cats sure can be annoying, but they can also be very cuddly.
"Freedom of expression is bullshit! Things would be better with a police state" - no they wouldn't. Go find a copy of 1984 to know why exactly.
"Warhammer 40. 000 is realistic" - No. Just. NO.

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