I got Ebola, what do I do? D:

[Tsun Tzu]

What? Oh, god, no...

I mean, wait!

Get your god damned hands/internal organs off my waifu!

 

[Little Woodsman]

Ebola?!?!

That's what the fuss is all about????

Just walk it off!

I swear you kids nowadays want to see a doctor any time you are decapitated or run over by an eighteen wheeler.

 

[StormShaun]

Damn it Taco, what have we told you about ordering 'mexican' cuisine from other countries ... that aren't Mexico!
I thought you ran a corrupt system news program?