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Danielsmells

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Well I once had my maths teacher attempt to lecture me about how he was actually a good teacher whilst asking if I was autistic. So naturally I managed to get out of that still sticking with my story that I thought he was crap.

There was also the time where about 4-5 of us managed to knock a vending machine through a wall, and proceeded to leg it. Never got caught for that, and now there's a big plank of wood where the hole is.
 

Paksenarrion

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UnwishedGunz said:
Amethyst Wind said:
3 teachers to watch one student?

Your school must be well funded. Or your teachers lack lives.
well for some reason they think IM the bad influence on them, its only cause im black and the rest of those kids were white

my principal thinks the weed those kids had is mine
Well sh!t. Where do you go to school? Those are some racist mother f#ckers.
 

james0192

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in 7 years of secondary school i can only remember being punished individually 3 times

1. a 'loss if liberty' every 15 mins of break/lunch had to go get a piece of paper signed for a day... for running in the corridor.
2. a 15 min 'litter duty' (collecting rubbish) for 'alegedly' poking someone with a compass.
3. A lunchtime detention for throwing paper balls across the room... didn't go to it though cos by the end of that lesson nearly everyone in the class had a lunchtime and the teacher had forgot who he'd given them too

all really minor punishments really, always been good at excuses/lying and convincing people id done nothing wrong :D
 

Broken Boy

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I got suspended once for flipping off a teacher & telling her to FUCK OFF!!! ( I did not like this teacher btw. )
 

Siuss

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I was punched in the face in the eight grade, literally by someone I didn't even know, for nothing at all. I didn't do anything at all back, mostly because I was pretty much KO'd, not literally, but I was stunned and just kinda fell on the floor with my eyebrow split open. Got suspended for a week longer than the kid who did it, and I got more community service than he did. Needless to say, he and I have never been friends.

But now that seems like ages ago, and I'm happy at college and from what I saw of him in high school he's unhappy working a probably minimum wage job, so go me!
 

oktalist

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Don't worry about it. Those teachers are idiots, and they got nuthin' on ya. Certainly don't develop a vendetta against them, if you're leaning that way. Just get on with your life and they'll leave you alone eventually.

Once when I was about ten, we had a creative writing class and the teacher said we could write anything, a story, a poem, a recipe, whatever. I asked if I could write a computer program and she said sure. Then when I handed in my work she had a proper go at me for it. She thought I was being intentionally awkward; she couldn't believe that a ten year old could write a computer program (this was a very simple Space Invaders style shooter using ASCII art and the BBC Micro dialect of BASIC that had been taught to school kids in the 80s, however this was the 90s she I guess she'd forgotten). My response to this telling off was to throw a major tantrum of unstoppable tears, and they called in my parents who explained that yes, it was possible (my dad started teaching me BASIC when I was 4 or 5) and I wasn't being intentionally awkward, just a little odd, and the teacher apologised.

In religious studies when I was about 14 or so, the teacher had us write about the argument for theism known as the watchmaker analogy. I wrote that with an infinite number of atoms and an infinite amount of time, a watch was bound to turn up sooner or later due to random rearrangements of atoms. She sent me to sit in the corner, for being "smart". I gained a modicum of credibility with the chav kids on that day; they seemed impressed that I'd done something that got me told off by a teacher. But when they asked what I'd done, and I tried to explain it to them, their brains couldn't cope with the complex ideas, bless 'em.

My experience is that the kids who are always cunts tend to get away with it most of the time, while the kids who are usually well behaved get it in the earhole if their homework is so much as a day late (which mine usually was).

My friends were generally the well behaved ones, but some of them also used to sneak out to smoke cigarettes and sometimes weed. One time when we were 16 or 17 the headmaster found them and told them he was cool with it, as they weren't causing mischief, just as long as they stayed out of sight of members of the public so the school wouldn't get a bad reputation. So, score one for the headmaster. He was pretty cool, I guess.
 

Yureina

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I didn't get in trouble in school. Aside from my History or Political Science teachers, the staff at my schools pretty much did not even notice that I existed aside from as a person quietly sitting in their chair during class.
 

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Last day of school, this a-hole was saying alot of shit to me. We are sitting across from each other, at one of those big tables. So I flip the thing over on him, use some profanity and deliver one good punch. It was all caught on the school cameras, but our punishment was just to write an essay; which is extremely easy since I like to write in my spare time.

Got in big trouble when I slammed into a desk in the computer lab, and knocked several of the computers off.

Also got in trouble for fighting in the locker room, (that bastard deserved the ass kicking)

Almost got in trouble a few days ago for breaking chairs, not my fault if my semi-fat ass is over the weight limit.
 

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I had to see the deputy Head once after a rather amusing German lesson with a super-soaker.

Oh, and I also managed to get sent out of the class before I'd even walked in, which was... interesting...
 

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So you're staring suspension/whatever in the face and you decided to sneak on here to post about it without waiting a few hours to go home? No offense but I think you have a problem...

OT: That time I kicked that kid in the head. He was helping me pick up my pencils.
 

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LightspeedJack said:
UnwishedGunz said:
Amethyst Wind said:
3 teachers to watch one student?

Your school must be well funded. Or your teachers lack lives.
well for some reason they think IM the bad influence on them, its only cause im black and the rest of those kids were white

my principal thinks the weed those kids had is mine
If you think you're being racially stereotyped you could probably get every teacher involved sacked. I say do it. I hate school teachers they love to abuse their power at every chance they get.
Absolutely. By the way, a great way to beat something like this, is to demand to take a blood test (assuming that you are comfy with blood tests).
One of two things can happen:
If they really think you did it, they'll agree, and you can hand the teachers'asses back to them on a platter, and sue them if you have a case for discrimination.
If they don't think you did it, and they're just hassling you for whatever reason, they'll probably back off if you are really adamant about taking the test, and you can go on your merry way, knowing that you're smarter than them.
 

oktalist

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Pandalisk said:
Similar to how Pavlov's dog salivates when a bell is rung because of the assumed prospect of food, i will imediatly say sorry if the teacher so much as looks at me funny or utters his mouth to speak in the prospect of dodging the metaphorical bullet regardless if that was his intent.

The word sorry has lost all meaning and has simply become a natural immediate reaction for me.

I will also say sorry if the teacher raises his voice at anyone in the class even when his voice was aimed at someone else, its just a natural reaction

I also say sorry at sudden loud noises such as books landing on a desk or the loud slamming of a door.

And amazingly it gets me out of trouble, hence why i mentioned it.
Just out of interest, have you ever watched the Johnny Vegas sitcom "Ideal"?
 

Ickorus

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Trouble for going off the grounds to smoke? Try stabbing a kid in the hand with a pencil because he was humming too loud*.

That said I didn't actually get into trouble for that, my head teacher really liked me.

The worst trouble I ever got into and I swear this is true is for closing my eyes and spinning about in choir, that actually got me kicked out of it and a weeks worth of detention.

Everything I have said in this post is 100% true.

[small]* Admittedly he did a lot of other things that day just to piss me off but humming really loud despite me asking him not to was the straw that broke the camels back.[/small]
 

Formica Archonis

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I never really got in trouble. I was a known 'good kid'.

Which was great, because it let me commit break and enter with impunity.
 

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oktalist said:
Pandalisk said:
Similar to how Pavlov's dog salivates when a bell is rung because of the assumed prospect of food, i will imediatly say sorry if the teacher so much as looks at me funny or utters his mouth to speak in the prospect of dodging the metaphorical bullet regardless if that was his intent.

The word sorry has lost all meaning and has simply become a natural immediate reaction for me.

I will also say sorry if the teacher raises his voice at anyone in the class even when his voice was aimed at someone else, its just a natural reaction

I also say sorry at sudden loud noises such as books landing on a desk or the loud slamming of a door.

And amazingly it gets me out of trouble, hence why i mentioned it.
Just out of interest, have you ever watched the Johnny Vegas sitcom "Ideal"?
Nope, never heard of it

A quick wiki check has it as a British situation comedy, why?
 

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Pandalisk said:
Would you like a hug?, 50 cents a hug, 10 cent for a firm handshake, dont argue with the prices i need to stay competitive!.

Hmm...No actually, im a expert at weasling out of any trouble i get into, my teacher once jokingly remarked that "You are like Pavlov's Dog" i agree with his assesment
Wait what? I thought Pavlov's dog was the dog he conditioned to drool by ringing a bell or something? How does that apply to getting out of trouble ... I feel like I'm missing something ...

OT: Hmmm ... the most trouble I've been in at school ... well, one time, I missed the bus (and it's sometimes late so we wait beyond the 'bus to the train'), and the next day my maths teacher gave me a lunch-time detention becasue she didn't believe my 'story. But apart from that she was a brilliant teacher.

I did get caught leaving the school grounds during school hours once though, but I didn't get in trouble (normally I would have, because the school is like "We are legally responsible for you so you don't leave the school") becasue it was by accident; I'd forgotten what day it was, and I thought it was the day that ended with my last subject (it felt like a very long day), so I went to go home.

EDIT: Nevermind Pandalisk, I didn't see the post above mine, my apologies
 

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Ironic Pirate said:
Not really much, I'm terrified of lectures.

I did call a kid an asshole in third grade, and got yelled at.

Also,
Thank you for putting this up.

OT: I got suspended for three days from school for a fight, and in all honesty it wasn't much of a fight (Nobody ever threatened me with a mechanical pencil after it, though.)

But that wasn't the big thing. The big thing was me roaming around Jefferson City the next day. I decided not to tell my parents about my suspension and to just spend the time out of school wandering around town, reading the copy of "The Catcher in the Rye" that I picked up from the school library the day before. It was going good...until I got bored and headed back to school.

I got grounded for a month, but at least I had a good book, and in hindsight, the similarity to the book was freaky.
 

oktalist

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Pandalisk said:
oktalist said:
Pandalisk said:
Similar to how Pavlov's dog salivates when a bell is rung because of the assumed prospect of food, i will imediatly say sorry if the teacher so much as looks at me funny or utters his mouth to speak in the prospect of dodging the metaphorical bullet regardless if that was his intent.

The word sorry has lost all meaning and has simply become a natural immediate reaction for me.

I will also say sorry if the teacher raises his voice at anyone in the class even when his voice was aimed at someone else, its just a natural reaction

I also say sorry at sudden loud noises such as books landing on a desk or the loud slamming of a door.

And amazingly it gets me out of trouble, hence why i mentioned it.
Just out of interest, have you ever watched the Johnny Vegas sitcom "Ideal"?
Nope, never heard of it

A quick wiki check has it as a British situation comedy, why?
Because you sound like Jo Neary's character from that.

She says sorry after every little thing, as if to appease an imagined negative response that she consistenly expects regardless of whether she had actually done anything to deserve such a response.
 

SimuLord

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Eighth grade: Busted for racketeering, extortion, assault and battery, and intimidation in connection to a bookmaking operation I'd been running---I was the bookie of the entire middle school and had friends to act as enforcers.

Best part? My mom got three-fifths of the school board elected. In true Mafia style, she bailed me out, but I caught UNHOLY HELL at home for two months! In my defense, it was her fault---she dated a guy after my dad died whose idea of a wholesome day out with the kids was to take us to the track, and he used me as a runner.