I got stabbed multiple times with a colored pencil.

[RabidWombat]

So today was the last day of school before winter break. It was also a half day, so we get out of school like 12:45. The day was going great until the last period. This little prick name Jesse came up and stabbed me a bunch of times with a pencil. What I did to provoke this, I really dont know. But of course he says I was making fun of him.

We were talking about our names in class, since there was like 5 minutes left, and how our names can be said different. We were all joking around making fun of each other, and laughing at our selves. For example my name is Bruce and some of the girls would call me Briana. But then Jesse comes along and listens in. And I say, Jesse sounds like Jessica, he of course to MILD offense to this and stabbed me 4 or 5 times with the pencil he was carrying. Either he can't take a joke or I have a terrible sense of humor. It happened in a split second, I stood and watched as he stabbed me. I did nothing but watch. At first I thought he just drew on me, But then it started to bleed. And the teacher saw. So he went to the principle's office. I was supposed to go to the nurse, but I sneaked out the other side of the school.

So another thing I want to ask is, was it my fault saying something about is name, or does he have a problem of some sort? Personally, this is why our world sucks, because no one can take a little joke.

 

[Danman1]

What a little shithead. Like every other little shithead in the world.

 

[El Poncho]

I would of kicked the crap out of him to be honest, but did he know all of you were joking about names?

 

[Beastialman]

What a COLORFUL story.

I had a similar experience with a pen cap... I was just sitting there talking to my friend and then for no reason he just starts stabbing the back of my hand with a pen cap (the soft plastic) no real damage was done and I broke a pen cap.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Well, if he stabbed enough for you to start bleeding, I can't see him being at that school for much longer.
But it's better to not risk offending people in ANY way.
everyone ends up getting pissy about it ><

 

[TheZapper]

What a COLORFUL story.

I'm quite ashamed to admit that made me laugh.

OT: It's not your fault if some asshole can't take a joke, just make sure everyone knows why he attacked you and they will all see what a whiny prick he is.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Oh how i miss school and the pricks who acted with violence for no reason. Showing off or really are just retarded.

 

[Cherry Cola]

What a COLORFUL story.

I see what you did there.

OT: I would kick his ass, then shove the pen up his nose.

Sniff on my blood, asshole!

 

[RabidWombat]

I would of kicked the crap out of him to be honest, but did he know all of you were joking about names?

If he didn't hear the loud laughter and yelling of names before he stabbed me, then no he didn't, but he is trying to lie so he won't get in much trouble

 

[Kenjitsuka]

People stabbing you? They're snooker loopy!
And I can tell.

 

[DazZ.]

Call him Jessica from now on. That kind of overreaction could turn it into an actual nickname for him.

 

[dancinginfernal]

Call him Jessica from now on. That kind of overreaction could turn it into an actual nickname for him.

My thoughts exactly.

Happy New Year, prick.

 

[Frenger]

Lets pretend for the sake of the argument, that this Jesse is a wallflower, the loner, the one person people make snide comments to, or about, he being there or not does not matter. One small jest after days, weeks, months ... years of small and what seems like pointless and harmless jokes. One small comment can trigger disaster.

I can say, that yes, he overreacted, but just maybe that one little joke was the last drop. That joke isn't funny anymore, as our dear Mozz would have put it. I personally have been in a feud because I made a joke about a person who, unknown to me, had been bullied for years. Shit hit the fan and I personally felt that it wasn't worth it, kidding around that one time, for a short thrill. Now, I might sound like a really dull person, but I find pranks and personal jokes does more harm than anything, and I wouldn't even go there.

But, I don't know Jesse. Maybe he is a humourless asshole. But maybe, he isn't...

Merry X-mas.

 

[Aunel]

stab him,
with a baseball bat

or just keep calling him jessica...

 

[AntimatterKING]

You shoulda decked the little fucker

 

[TheDoctor455]

So today was the last day of school before winter break. It was also a half day, so we get out of school like 12:45. The day was going great until the last period. This little prick name Jesse came up and stabbed me a bunch of times with a pencil. What I did to provoke this, I really dont know. But of course he says I was making fun of him.

We were talking about our names in class, since there was like 5 minutes left, and how our names can be said different. We were all joking around making fun of each other, and laughing at our selves. For example my name is Bruce and some of the girls would call me Briana. But then Jesse comes along and listens in. And I say, Jesse sounds like Jessica, he of course to MILD offense to this and stabbed me 4 or 5 times with the pencil he was carrying. Either he can't take a joke or I have a terrible sense of humor. It happened in a split second, I stood and watched as he stabbed me. I did nothing but watch. At first I thought he just drew on me, But then it started to bleed. And the teacher saw. So he went to the principle's office. I was supposed to go to the nurse, but I sneaked out the other side of the school.

So another thing I want to ask is, was it my fault saying something about is name, or does he have a problem of some sort? Personally, this is why our world sucks, because no one can take a little joke.

Use proper grammar and check your spelling, thank you. Otherwise... this Jesse person sounds like a complete humorless tosser... so maybe he's a republican?

 

[orangebandguy]

I got stabbed by a compass once, I just hit the guy who did it and I got into trouble. Schools have no justice systems but I'm not complaining. Hitting someone like that is fun anyways.

What a COLORFUL story.

Oh you.

 

[Kasawd]

Wow, he took MILD offense by attacking you with a writing utensil?

You should have punched him in the face. If you do nothing, he may think he can get away with doing stuff to ya'.

 

[MurderousToaster]

Personally, I would have taken that as a godsend. I would have grabbed him by the neck and beaten the living shit out of him. Self defence. You had witnesses.

If he does that for MILD offence, he must be a real dick.


Boy, do I know a bunch of people I'd like to have such a great excuse to cause massive harm to.

Edit: Though I'd probably still get into trouble, as it seems that the ACTUAL dickhead of the piece always gets off scot free.