I hate the ones with the "Acai Berry Trial" as if they assume everyone on the internet are fat, intoxicated idiots with nothing better to do except click spam.
Also, the ones where they try to name themselves such as
NAME SUBJECT
Jim Henderson[1] OH LOL CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME VID!!!!!1!!![2][3]
MESSAGE
Please put your name and bank account number[4] in the box below! If you do, we'll instantly put $1000[5] in and create a free account on mailscam.com[6]! EVERYONE'S DOING IT, WHY NOT YOU?![7]
3 of your friends took this offer![8]
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I haven't really recieved a message or email like this, I don't open spam, but this one has everything that annoys me in it.
[1] Fake, crappy, generic name.
[2] Misleading subject and crap attention seeking
[3] Attention-grabbing with fake internets
[4] Extremely obvious grab at your money
[5] Will they now...?
[6] Brain-staringly fake website name to trick you
[7] IT'S THE LATEST TREND TO HAVE YOUR MONEY STOLEN, GET IN NOW
[8] Peer pressure...