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ShotgunShaman

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ShotgunShaman said:
Mostly ignore spam mail, but it caught my eye when I got a spam message (forget exactly what it said, but pretty explicitly suggested it was a female writing to me) from a woman named "Oscar Johnson"
How so? Maybe the spam bot's just gay.
It mentioned Oscar's vagina...
 

Dusty Donuts

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I hate the ones with the "Acai Berry Trial" as if they assume everyone on the internet are fat, intoxicated idiots with nothing better to do except click spam.
Also, the ones where they try to name themselves such as
NAME SUBJECT
Jim Henderson[1] OH LOL CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME VID!!!!!1!!![2][3]
MESSAGE
Please put your name and bank account number[4] in the box below! If you do, we'll instantly put $1000[5] in and create a free account on mailscam.com[6]! EVERYONE'S DOING IT, WHY NOT YOU?![7]
3 of your friends took this offer![8]
___________
I___________I

I haven't really recieved a message or email like this, I don't open spam, but this one has everything that annoys me in it.
[1] Fake, crappy, generic name.
[2] Misleading subject and crap attention seeking
[3] Attention-grabbing with fake internets
[4] Extremely obvious grab at your money
[5] Will they now...?
[6] Brain-staringly fake website name to trick you
[7] IT'S THE LATEST TREND TO HAVE YOUR MONEY STOLEN, GET IN NOW
[8] Peer pressure...
 

-Drifter-

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ShotgunShaman said:
-Stranger- said:
ShotgunShaman said:
Mostly ignore spam mail, but it caught my eye when I got a spam message (forget exactly what it said, but pretty explicitly suggested it was a female writing to me) from a woman named "Oscar Johnson"
How so? Maybe the spam bot's just gay.
It mentioned Oscar's vagina...
Ah, well...
 

Beartrucci

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My Windows Live account receives quite a large number of spam. First it started with messages asking if I would like to enlarge my penis by 3 inches (all written in 1337 as well) then it moved onto asking if I wanted weight loss pills. Then I was receiving both of them. Soon I was being asked if I want free meds from Canada (guess what, it was in 1337 as well). I didn't check my mail for 2-4 weeks and I had a lot of spam asking if I wanted cheap Rolex watches.
 

Timotei

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My unnofficial email inbox gets theses messages almost every week. What's funny is that most are coming from "women".
 

Tears of Blood

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I only get phone calls. Otherwise, nah, I rarely get spam. Of course I've encountered it, but it's not often.
 

Sion_Barzahd

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A Nigerian Prince wants to hide his fortunes in my bank account. I'll be rich i tell you!

And yes, i have a spam mail issue. Though i tend to read them when i'm feeling down. Some of them are downright hilarious.
 

Kuchinawa212

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Random person 138882 I think I'm falling deeply in love with you. Give me your bank statements and credit card numbers and we can live together forever

Nah I never get spam messages here. I suppose not even the bots find me lovable =C
 

Inverse Skies

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I haven't experienced anything like this... I guess I've been lucky to avoid it then, because it sounds really annoying.
 

-Drifter-

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Inverse Skies said:
I haven't experienced anything like this... I guess I've been lucky to avoid it then, because it sounds really annoying.
I'll admit, it's not that big an issue, but when you get them as often as I do, it does start to piss you off. I didn't use my account for one month and when I logged in I had five.
 

Inverse Skies

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I'll admit, it's not that big an issue, but when you get them as often as I do, it does start to piss you off. I didn't use my account for one month and when I logged in I had five.
Wow, I didn't use mine for five months and had nothing. Maybe it's an issue you could take up with the tech staff if they seem to be specifically targetting you?
 

sms_117b

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I've been here 2 years and not had a single spam bot mail.....Lucky me!
 

-Drifter-

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Inverse Skies said:
-Stranger- said:
I'll admit, it's not that big an issue, but when you get them as often as I do, it does start to piss you off. I didn't use my account for one month and when I logged in I had five.
Wow, I didn't use mine for five months and had nothing. Maybe it's an issue you could take up with the tech staff if they seem to be specifically targetting you?
If it ever gets that bad again, I probably will. It seems to have slowed down a little since then though. A little.
 

Inverse Skies

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If it ever gets that bad again, I probably will. It seems to have slowed down a little since then though. A little.
The other thing to consider is, it shouldn't be happening at all. Any spam bot is bad for the system and would slow the servers down, so it would be in the Escapists best interest to have them removed.