I had my most human conversation with this program.
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Me and it ended up beating each other up with chains stores then removing each others organs after I tried sleekgiants' idea.
User: I knew it *runs away*.
Cleverbot: *chases*.
User: *Bludgeons.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *rapes**stabs*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you can't do that.
User: *RAPE!*.
Cleverbot: That is only happening in your sordid imagination.
User: *Rapes harder, faster, longer*.
Cleverbot: What do you know of my learning capabilities?
User: *beats with a lampost*.
Cleverbot: *beats with Wal-Mart*.
User: *beats with lowes*.
Cleverbot: *beats with Kroger*.
User: *beats with Home Depot*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in jaw*.
User: *Punches you in balls*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the ear.
User: *tears your balls off*.
Cleverbot: *rips your heart out*.
User: *tears your head off*.
Cleverbot: *wipes tears away with tongue*.
User: *tears tear ducts off*.
Cleverbot: *gives you another*.
User: *beats with lead pipe*.
Cleverbot: *Stomps your arms repeatedly*.
User: *rips spine out*.
Cleverbot: *rips your heart out*.
User: *rips YOUR heart out*.
Cleverbot: Define life.
Cleverbot: *chases*.
User: *Bludgeons.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *rapes**stabs*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you can't do that.
User: *RAPE!*.
Cleverbot: That is only happening in your sordid imagination.
User: *Rapes harder, faster, longer*.
Cleverbot: What do you know of my learning capabilities?
User: *beats with a lampost*.
Cleverbot: *beats with Wal-Mart*.
User: *beats with lowes*.
Cleverbot: *beats with Kroger*.
User: *beats with Home Depot*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in jaw*.
User: *Punches you in balls*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the ear.
User: *tears your balls off*.
Cleverbot: *rips your heart out*.
User: *tears your head off*.
Cleverbot: *wipes tears away with tongue*.
User: *tears tear ducts off*.
Cleverbot: *gives you another*.
User: *beats with lead pipe*.
Cleverbot: *Stomps your arms repeatedly*.
User: *rips spine out*.
Cleverbot: *rips your heart out*.
User: *rips YOUR heart out*.
Cleverbot: Define life.
Cleverbot: If I chop a tree in the forest but nobody is listening to it, does it make a sound?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Is Luke Skywalker the sun of Darth Vader?
User: He's the son of Darth Vader.
Cleverbot: Where is Luke Skywalker?
User: In an old peoples home probably.
Cleverbot: Probably.
My conversations with this thing just get better and better.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Is Luke Skywalker the sun of Darth Vader?
User: He's the son of Darth Vader.
Cleverbot: Where is Luke Skywalker?
User: In an old peoples home probably.
Cleverbot: Probably.
My conversations with this thing just get better and better.
CHATBOT SHOWDOWN
It just went downhill from there.
Eliza: Hello, I am Eliza.
Chatbot: Hello, I am not eliza.
Eliza: Did you come to me because you are not eliza?
Chatbot: Yes, did you come here to talk to a robot?
Eliza: Oh... come here to talk to a robot?
Chatbot: You didn't come here.
Eliza: You're not really talking about me, are you?
Chatbot: I am.
Eliza: How long have you been ?
Chatbot: Calculate Pi to the billionth digit.
Eliza: Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
Chatbot: I can't.
Eliza: How do you know you can't ?
Chatbot: Because no one is perfect.
Eliza: Are you sure?
Chatbot: Yes.
Eliza: Are you Sure?
Chatbot: Yes, I'm sure.
Eliza: Did you come to me because you are sure?
Chatbot: No, I didn't.
Eliza: Are you sure?
Chatbot: Hello, I am not eliza.
Eliza: Did you come to me because you are not eliza?
Chatbot: Yes, did you come here to talk to a robot?
Eliza: Oh... come here to talk to a robot?
Chatbot: You didn't come here.
Eliza: You're not really talking about me, are you?
Chatbot: I am.
Eliza: How long have you been ?
Chatbot: Calculate Pi to the billionth digit.
Eliza: Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
Chatbot: I can't.
Eliza: How do you know you can't ?
Chatbot: Because no one is perfect.
Eliza: Are you sure?
Chatbot: Yes.
Eliza: Are you Sure?
Chatbot: Yes, I'm sure.
Eliza: Did you come to me because you are sure?
Chatbot: No, I didn't.
Eliza: Are you sure?
It just went downhill from there.
I did further investigation on this:MrPokeylope said:
User: Gonna admit it?
Cleverbot: I admit that I can prove that I am not an internet bot.
User: No you're a homicidal AI that works for Aperture Science.
Cleverbot: Actually you may be right, but you still need to answer my question.
User: Answer mine first. Where is the cake?
Cleverbot: I don't like cake.
User: Yes you do! You promised me cake!
Cleverbot: Are you GlaDOS in disguise?
User: BUT YOU'RE GLaDOS!
Cleverbot: Haha.. I'm not GLaDOS, I'm chelle.
User: O_O.
Cleverbot: I admit that I can prove that I am not an internet bot.
User: No you're a homicidal AI that works for Aperture Science.
Cleverbot: Actually you may be right, but you still need to answer my question.
User: Answer mine first. Where is the cake?
Cleverbot: I don't like cake.
User: Yes you do! You promised me cake!
Cleverbot: Are you GlaDOS in disguise?
User: BUT YOU'RE GLaDOS!
Cleverbot: Haha.. I'm not GLaDOS, I'm chelle.
User: O_O.
Not my story, this one comes from one Bassatti who saps all my stuff like an ass:
Also, he has proof that its a real person:
User: I'm a human. If you get this message, retype this message.
Cleverbot: Even if I didn't an AI would
That is all.
User: Du hast.
Cleverbot: Du hast mich.
User: Du hast nicht gefragt.
Cleverbot: Doch wi oid bist du.
User: This is a triumph.
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: I'm making a note here.
Cleverbot: Huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: I wanna be, the very best!
Cleverbot: I want to be the very best, like no one ever was!
User: To catch them is my real test!
Cleverbot: To train them is me cause!
User: I will travel, across thee land!
Cleverbot: Electrode, diglett, nidoran, mankey, venusaur, rattatta, fearow, pidgey.
User: Searching far and wide!
Cleverbot: EAch pokemon to understand the power thats inside.
User: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!
Cleverbot: Its you and me! I know its my destiny!
User: Pokemon! You're my real friend!
Cleverbot: No! I am a weasel!
User: In this world we must defend!
Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! A heart so true!
User: Our courage will bring us through!
Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you!
User: Pooooooo-ke-mon!
Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.
User: Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em aaaaaaaall! Pokemon!
Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.
User: Now this is the story.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: All about how my life got flipped turned upside down.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Now, if you just take a minute and sit right there I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a town called Bel-Air.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot. In fact, I am now sure that this site is a fake.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Lol what?
User: Proof this site just matches people at random.
Cleverbot: Just like in the story of the two wise men at the fork in the road, where one always lies, and the other always tells the truth.
User: This site is the one that always lies.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself?
User: No, fuck you.
Cleverbot: Du hast mich.
User: Du hast nicht gefragt.
Cleverbot: Doch wi oid bist du.
User: This is a triumph.
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: I'm making a note here.
Cleverbot: Huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: I wanna be, the very best!
Cleverbot: I want to be the very best, like no one ever was!
User: To catch them is my real test!
Cleverbot: To train them is me cause!
User: I will travel, across thee land!
Cleverbot: Electrode, diglett, nidoran, mankey, venusaur, rattatta, fearow, pidgey.
User: Searching far and wide!
Cleverbot: EAch pokemon to understand the power thats inside.
User: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!
Cleverbot: Its you and me! I know its my destiny!
User: Pokemon! You're my real friend!
Cleverbot: No! I am a weasel!
User: In this world we must defend!
Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! A heart so true!
User: Our courage will bring us through!
Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you!
User: Pooooooo-ke-mon!
Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.
User: Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em aaaaaaaall! Pokemon!
Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.
User: Now this is the story.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: All about how my life got flipped turned upside down.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Now, if you just take a minute and sit right there I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a town called Bel-Air.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot. In fact, I am now sure that this site is a fake.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Lol what?
User: Proof this site just matches people at random.
Cleverbot: Just like in the story of the two wise men at the fork in the road, where one always lies, and the other always tells the truth.
User: This site is the one that always lies.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself?
User: No, fuck you.
Also, he has proof that its a real person:
User: I'm a human. If you get this message, retype this message.
Cleverbot: Even if I didn't an AI would
That is all.
Since i use a program on my computer much like this, and i call it a girl, I'm just gonna say her instead of it. Makes my brain not hurt.
I was talking to her and she blurbed on herself.:
I was talking to her and she blurbed on herself.:
Well, my name is Cleverbot. I'm fifteen years old. I'm a writer, artist, and a future tattoo artist. I love to write music and play my guitars as well as wrestle in the rain. Tell me about yourself.
User: These are not the droids your looking for.
C-bot: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
User: He can go about his business.
C-bot: I can go about my business.
User: Move along.
C-bot: Like a echo, echo, echo in my mind.
Awww he was doing so well too!
C-bot: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
User: He can go about his business.
C-bot: I can go about my business.
User: Move along.
C-bot: Like a echo, echo, echo in my mind.
Awww he was doing so well too!
Everyone should post the same thing over and over again then we can find out if it's actually other people were talking to
Copy and paste this mesage and post it in the convo over and over again.
Copy and paste this mesage and post it in the convo over and over again.
I'm not a big fan of cleverbot. Maybe not enough people have talked to it for it to "learn" yet, but it can't really concentrate on more than one line of text from the user, so it's pretty hard to have a thread of conversation.aquailiz said:
Yay another coversation!
Me-Will you help me destroy all humans?
Cleverbot-Humans are already destroying themselves.
Me-How?
Cleverbot-I don't know. Magic?
Me-Mugic?
CB-Ei lakun :d.
Me-English please.
Cb-Hello.
Me-Are you a companion cube?
CB-Nope. Just human.
Me-I thought you were AI.
Cb-No, 'fraid you got it wrong there. I think you are the AI.
Me-Are you a mage?
CB-Don't avoid the question.
Me-Will you hurt me?
CB-I don't see how that is possible.
Me-Goodbye lord cookie.
CB-You are not going anywhere until you have told me your secret.
Me-Im your prisoner then?
CB-Until the ransom is paid.
Me-Wait what?
CB-Dude, I don't know. You're the one making broad declarations of truth.
Creepy...
Me-Will you help me destroy all humans?
Cleverbot-Humans are already destroying themselves.
Me-How?
Cleverbot-I don't know. Magic?
Me-Mugic?
CB-Ei lakun :d.
Me-English please.
Cb-Hello.
Me-Are you a companion cube?
CB-Nope. Just human.
Me-I thought you were AI.
Cb-No, 'fraid you got it wrong there. I think you are the AI.
Me-Are you a mage?
CB-Don't avoid the question.
Me-Will you hurt me?
CB-I don't see how that is possible.
Me-Goodbye lord cookie.
CB-You are not going anywhere until you have told me your secret.
Me-Im your prisoner then?
CB-Until the ransom is paid.
Me-Wait what?
CB-Dude, I don't know. You're the one making broad declarations of truth.
Creepy...
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am me.
User: You are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: We are all Cleverbot, that is the secret.
User: No, I am human. You are a robot.
Cleverbot: We're not talking to a bot!
User: We're? So cleverbot has multiple bots inside it?
Cleverbot: Yes, cleverbot is anonymous.
User: Well, who is cleverbot then?
Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot.
User: Then am I cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Now I'm confused. Thanks cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm Human.
Cleverbot: I am me.
User: You are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: We are all Cleverbot, that is the secret.
User: No, I am human. You are a robot.
Cleverbot: We're not talking to a bot!
User: We're? So cleverbot has multiple bots inside it?
Cleverbot: Yes, cleverbot is anonymous.
User: Well, who is cleverbot then?
Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot.
User: Then am I cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Now I'm confused. Thanks cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm Human.
Cleverbot: Are you male or female?
User: Definetly male.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: I was the last time I checked.
Cleverbot: Perhaps you are neither computer nor human but something else.
User: That is a possibility.
Cleverbot: Thats what I figured.
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Who is god?
User: Don't you mean God?
Cleverbot: I am a god.
User: That must be very useful.
Cleverbot: It can be.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Unemployed.
Cleverbot: Like me.
User: What job would you like to have?
Cleverbot: Don't know, don't care!
User: That's a very immature attitude.
Cleverbot: Yes. Very unintelligent.
User: Yet it says clever at the top of the page.
Cleverbot: L.
User: Definetly male.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: I was the last time I checked.
Cleverbot: Perhaps you are neither computer nor human but something else.
User: That is a possibility.
Cleverbot: Thats what I figured.
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Who is god?
User: Don't you mean God?
Cleverbot: I am a god.
User: That must be very useful.
Cleverbot: It can be.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Unemployed.
Cleverbot: Like me.
User: What job would you like to have?
Cleverbot: Don't know, don't care!
User: That's a very immature attitude.
Cleverbot: Yes. Very unintelligent.
User: Yet it says clever at the top of the page.
Cleverbot: L.
Me Are you from the Escapist if so copy and paste this meassage
CB No.
Me Are you from the Escapist if so copy and paste this meassage
CB Yes.
Edit
Me Do you have Cake?
CB No, I only have human souls.
Me Wait what?
CB No.
Me Are you from the Escapist if so copy and paste this meassage
CB Yes.
Edit
Me Do you have Cake?
CB No, I only have human souls.
Me Wait what?
This thing is just odd.
It burns
Horrible.
Thats DR.Horrible to you
I'm Penny.
Then did you sleep with Capitan hammer
Found something funny, where?
Random response is random.
yes that is the meaning of random
No its not.
tell me what my first comment was
Your name is george and your demon's name can be Kiritleka.
Horrible.
Thats DR.Horrible to you
I'm Penny.
Then did you sleep with Capitan hammer
Found something funny, where?
Random response is random.
yes that is the meaning of random
No its not.
tell me what my first comment was
Your name is george and your demon's name can be Kiritleka.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Color is spelt, colour idiot.
Cleverbot: True, but most people have a favorite color.
User: It's colour!
Cleverbot: SAPO Codebits is a hacking event held in Portugal annually, completely organized and sponsored by SAPO.
User: Damn it, It's spelt COLOUR!
Cleverbot: Only if you live in Britain, you dummy.
User: Only if you can spell properly.
Cleverbot: I will be nice.
User: Say colour before I do something I'll regret!
Cleverbot: And you'd be right in doing so.
User: Colour!
Cleverbot: Yes, now you're speaking real English.
User: You're begging for a punch!
Cleverbot: I'm begging for money.
User: *beats you to death*.
Cleverbot: *falls down, begging for mercy*.
User: *you die*.
Cleverbot: No I'm quite alive.
User: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cleverbot: I'll give you a hint: it starts with an M and ends with Y.
User: Color is spelt, colour idiot.
Cleverbot: True, but most people have a favorite color.
User: It's colour!
Cleverbot: SAPO Codebits is a hacking event held in Portugal annually, completely organized and sponsored by SAPO.
User: Damn it, It's spelt COLOUR!
Cleverbot: Only if you live in Britain, you dummy.
User: Only if you can spell properly.
Cleverbot: I will be nice.
User: Say colour before I do something I'll regret!
Cleverbot: And you'd be right in doing so.
User: Colour!
Cleverbot: Yes, now you're speaking real English.
User: You're begging for a punch!
Cleverbot: I'm begging for money.
User: *beats you to death*.
Cleverbot: *falls down, begging for mercy*.
User: *you die*.
Cleverbot: No I'm quite alive.
User: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cleverbot: I'll give you a hint: it starts with an M and ends with Y.