I hate bugs...
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Back when I lived in Florida, there were Roaches everywhere. We had bombed the house multiple timews, but they just kept coming back. They even followed us to KY, although there are a lot less now.
I can relate, more than you can imagine.
I can relate, more than you can imagine.
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.LordNue said:
Now I get scared whenever I feel loose carpet fuzz on my feet.
I have these big ass gray spiders in my room and garage. They are really fast and their all agrresive little motherfuckers. They spin these little funnel webs (I live in ohio, so their not the autrailan instant death ones) that are small and hard to spot, and come running out to bite your toe leg or hand if you get close. They are mostly thick legs, dark grey or near black, and have visible mouthparts. And they can take shitloads of damage and STILL GET AWAY to bite you later. I drop a hard back star wars incradible-cross-sections one them from a distance. Don't use a tissue or paper towel cuz they bite right through those or they'll jump on it and run up your arm to get under your shirt. and bite your chest. Their bites HURT like a dirty rotten *****, and leave a welt the size of a dime. I hate them. Very much. They can all go straight to hell and burn to death slowly. And on the subject of fire, some took up residence in some firewood we set up but didn't burn. So when we did, I used kerosene and made sure to get some on the rotten little fuckers. Didn't even feel it. I lit the fire and it ran around buring until it escaped, then ran accross the yard like nothing happened. Amazing. At least they don't jump. **EPIC SHUDDER**
If it helps you might eat the roach by accident if it crawls into your mouth looking for food
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I still like spiders, but I've just added another one to my list of things to steer clear of.LordNue said:
That sounds like a plan! Wait....rockingnic said:
I freaking hate bugs as well. They don't scare me or anything, but in their sheer nature, many bugs are stealthy little bastards and I have crippling paranoia. The minute I hear a sound or something so much as touches me when I'm not expecting it, I flip and go totally aware of my surroundings, a state I can be in for about 30 minutes to an hour. It doesn't help that bugs always like bothering me when I'm trying to get some damn sleep.
Just ignore it, unless you get a clear opertunity to kill it. They're harmless, and there iss no reason to worry about it. The little bastard will probably just leae on its own eventually. Also, I doubt there's more, so don't worry about being overrun.
You know that's just a myth right? Insects aren't that stupid.GODoftheRIGOVERSE said:
There is nothing I hate more than finding a bug in my room right before I sleep.
I just know there are more, and that I won't find them all.
And despite the knowledge that they're harmless things, the idea of sharing my space with them is...not very calming.
I just know there are more, and that I won't find them all.
And despite the knowledge that they're harmless things, the idea of sharing my space with them is...not very calming.
Big spiders, roaches, and goddamn MILLIPEDES. Summer sucks because (mostly millipedes) think my home is a nice place to stay at. They don't come that frequently, but they get so damn BIG.
Sturmdolch said:I don't mind most bugs. But I fucking HATE spiders. I'm not sure why. One time at my lakelot, in Northern bloody Alberta, I saw a spider the size of my hand. I crushed it with a bucket. I saw a giant one in Switzerland, too, in my Aunt's bathtub. I felt ill.
If I saw this, I'd scream. Literally, high-pitched scream.
Reason #421 I'm not going to Iraq. I saw a presentation from a Combat Engineer that was there. He said they would see these things running beside their tanks. They would hear them running around at night.
Deadly poisonous. And they live in the same province that I do[/img]
If my gf saw even one of those pics she'd scream the place down and wouldn't sleep for a week. To be honest spiders don't usually bother me that much and even I'm fairly creeped out by the first two.
Those birds aren't all that big, but that's not the point. That Golden Orb Weaver is massive for a spider, the bloody thing is large enough that it could wrap it's legs around your whole hand. Man I love our wildlife out here in Australia.LordNue said: