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Tentickles

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So, I detest being around people for more than an hour at a time. This has led me to never holding a stable 'normal' job. Yes, finger quotes.

Suggest to me a job that requires little to no interaction with the populous!
 

ChildishLegacy

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Sniping's a good job mate!

Just sit in a room waiting for a blu guy to walk into your scope and fill up jars of piss. And you can sit on your own and not help your bastard team that you'd hate o:

Edit: Ninja'd D:
 

Loop Stricken

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Security guard? Stay in a small room watching TVs for hours on end, only getting up to be an arsehole to people.
 

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RAKtheUndead said:
Dog food tester. Perfect job for a misanthrope like you.
I don't think that word means what you think it means [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/lycanthrope]...
 

Dragonclaw

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Lab tech that performs colonoscopies...nothing says "I hate you people" like cramming something uncomfortable up their arse.
 

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You could always be one of those guys working at parking lots. You get a booth, you hand out tickets, you get cash, done.

However, with no experience you are going to be asked to deal with people in the jobs available to you. That's the way the cookie crumbles. And I have to say I raised an eyebrow at the title. I've been looking for a better job actively for three months now and nobody has ever helped me. I'm still working at a low pay, terrible hours grocery job that requires me to, yes, interact with customers.

It's not what I want to do. It's what I have to do to support my rent bill and my monthly car payments.
 

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You could always, grow a pair and do what you get if you really need the money, I mean I don't like interacting with people either (mainly because I kinda suck at it, but that doesn't stop me from being a waiter right now, sure I'm going to quit tomorrow but that's only because the location and time they just changed me to is not practical for me, but regardless every single job out there requires you to interact with people one way or another so you might as well take what you can right now.
I just quit today, because I lost my ride and since I was going to quit anyway I figured I might as well do it now instead of giving an excuse for being late.
 

Sovvolf

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Get a job as a dish washer. The most you'll interact with people is them coming in and handing you the plates.
 

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Tentickles said:
So, I detest being around people for more than an hour at a time. This has led me to never holding a stable 'normal' job. Yes, finger quotes.

Suggest to me a job that requires little to no interaction with the populous!
Good luck. I hate people too, but I can't even FIND a job no matter what, so I don't have the privledge of choice. If I find a job, I have to take it, no matter what.

Still, trashpicker? Gardner? Truckdriver? Courier? Logistics?
 

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Loop Stricken said:
RAKtheUndead said:
Dog food tester. Perfect job for a misanthrope like you.
I don't think that word means what you think it means [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/lycanthrope]...
Quoting this before you edit it out.
 

Romblen

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This is an easy one. Get over it and take whatever job will pay you the most. I don't always like being around people, but I'm not going to act like interacting with others is beneath me.
 

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Abstract subjects like mathematics and theoretical physics are a great way to take a break from the world of people. Communication in these jobs is often formal and written, and the ability to work alone for long periods of time is mandatory.
 

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Tentickles said:
So, I detest being around people for more than an hour at a time. This has led me to never holding a stable 'normal' job.
I used to have similar sentiments. Not so much that I hated people, but I thought I really shouldn't need other people, that I was hot shit and could go as far as I wanted in life on my own. In the interest of helping you avoid wasting your young adulthood like I did, I am going to offer the following advice:

Your inability to hold a stable job is society's way of telling you "Life: you're doing it wrong." Unfortunately, rather than taking the hint, you've deluded yourself into thinking that it's society that's at fault and not you. This is a self-deception that you are going to have to break yourself of if you have any intention of enjoying your life or having a long enough life to have time to enjoy it.

Humans are social creatures. We are programmed to work together. In fact, it's a very well documented fact that a complete lack of social contact will lead to insanity after a long enough time (and I can tell you from first-hand experience that "a long enough time" is surprisingly short, as in a matter of months or even weeks depending on how thorough your isolation is). This is why solitary confinement in prison is a punishment (ever wonder why, in a place where gang-rape, shankings, and coerced gang membership is so prevalent, no one actually wants to be in solitary, where none of that shit is a problem?). There's also evidence that isolation will shorten your life by deteriorating your health and weakening your immune system.

Your problem is not that you hate people. Your problem is that you haven't learned how to work with people, and you don't feel like putting in the effort to catch up. Your life will be dark and lonely and miserable and short for as long as you continue to convince yourself that you don't need or shouldn't need to work with others.

In a well-designed role-playing game, assuming that the rules are being followed, it's impossible to have your character be good at everything. You can be mediocre at lots of things, good at a handful of things, or really good at one specific thing. This mechanic exists because that's what life is like; no person, whether they be Bill Gates, Albert Einstein, Teddy Roosevelt, or whoever, is capable of great success on their own. No matter how proficient they seem to be, they are deficient in some other area. The successful are successful because they focus on what they are good at, and network with other people who can handle the things they are not good at.

Penny Arcade, for example, originally consisted of two guys that were great at making comics, but were, by their own admission, disastrously incompetent at running a business. They struggled and narrowly avoided going down completely until a man with good business sense, but who probably wouldn't be as great at making a comic, joined them. With the addition of a few other people to cover aspects of the company that those three couldn't handle, the comic has become a successful company that took Mike and Jerry from living on Ramen to buying cars with cash, runs a multimillion dollar charity, hosts one of the biggest gaming conventions in the world twice a year, and has an internet reality show every year.

None of the people at PA could have accomplished that themselves, and it's entirely possible that had any one of those people decided to isolate themselves as much as possible, like you intend to, no one outside their home towns would have ever heard of them, and they'd have died early after meaningless, depressing lives. The ability to form mutually beneficial relationships with others is, by far, a greater predictor of success than any other skill. It also makes life much more fun, all by itself, independent of whatever other benefits result.

Even geniuses need the help of others. Bill Gates didn't build Microsoft alone. Isaac Newton didn't reinvent science alone, Mark Zuckerberg didn't make Facebook a worldwide phenomenon alone, and on and on.

You are going to need people. If you act like you don't, your own mind and body will take you out of the equation, and society is built in such a way that it will passively punish you for it until you're gone. If you don't think you are equipped to deal with this fact, then you need to learn how to deal with it, and you need to do so quickly. The alternative is very unpleasant.
 

Chromanin

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Take it from a guy who has tried to find a solitary occupation: settle for something that just has less people. I was a dishwasher in a small pub at one time. I only had to deal with three people. Luckily, I liked all three, as well.

I worked as a Backroom Associate at Target. Overnight shift is best, but in general, there isn't tons of human interaction. Majority of the time, they let me keep to myself and just stock and pull merchandise. When I switched to dayshift, I had to spend some time on the sales floor, but even then, I only occasionally had to help customers because it's the Sales Associate's jobs to help customers not Backroom.

Now I'm in flooring. I work with one other guy, and, most of the time, you get left alone during installation. Unfortunately, you do occasionally wind up doing work for some old, obsolete schmuck who hasn't had the good decency to die and has to tell you "that's not how I would do it" during the whole job. Sometimes it's a young, brainless invertebrate who thinks he knows more than you because he worked at Home Depot in college. Either way, those are the days you exercise self-control. Pray to Buddha or whatever. Just don't go for the carpet blade.

I used to freelance write. That's a good solitary job. It's hard as hell to make a living doing that. You could also be an assassin. That's the best job. You get to make there be less people.