I hate people. Help me find a job.
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Working at home. In any other job environment you need to interact with your boss and other employes. I would suggest that you fix your problem with people though as you will likely never get a good job until you do.
Have you considered drafting an anti-piracy bill for submission to Congress? Seems a pretty good way to show your disregard for humanity. And, on the plus side, as everyone would hate you, you would end up alone and friendless.
Telemarketer. (Or fundraiser - same thing. Ask me how I know.) You get to call people all day and annoy them by asking them for shit.
Work in a shop.
The whole idea is people come in, buy shit, leave in about 5-10 minutes.
Wait! are you also a genius diagnostic doctor? because then you could be House.
The whole idea is people come in, buy shit, leave in about 5-10 minutes.
Wait! are you also a genius diagnostic doctor? because then you could be House.
Um, how about a cremator? Or something related to dealing with dead bodies. Not only do you not have to worry about much interaction aside from an occasional grieving family, but the people you work with will be dead. You can laugh at them, pee on them, or, if you're one of those lonely sick fucks, have sex with the bodies.
...Too far?
...Too far?
I was going to suggest an undertaker. Sure you'll be around people, but the majority of them would be dead...
This seems like a better choice...AC10 said:
Work on a farm. Either plants or animals, take your pick 
Though if you can help it, try to do one that is low/no till, and/or organic.
This is assuming you can pick. I had a job that made you stand in a bulletproof box for 8 hours every day and only had to talk to people occasionally, and usually on the phone. But that requires joining the military. Still, if you're interested, i can point you in the right direction
Though if you can help it, try to do one that is low/no till, and/or organic.This is assuming you can pick. I had a job that made you stand in a bulletproof box for 8 hours every day and only had to talk to people occasionally, and usually on the phone. But that requires joining the military. Still, if you're interested, i can point you in the right direction
Kitchen work can often have minimal interaction, you're givien your task and work at it. I have Asperger's and it taken anyone but my manager ,whom I legally informed, months to twig due to the minimal interaction.Tentickles said:
Open TV signal blocker. I friend of mine has that job. He works a week and then has a week off. When he's on duty he's a whole week on a mountain, where the signal tower is, switching the signal between shows and commercials.
Webcomic writer/ internet personality. I think Yahtzee hates people too. However, you'll get feedback. Which you can ignore.
Police!Tentickles said:
"no interaction with the populace" applies, since once you don the uniform, they're just things to be squashed, shot and sprayed - not "really" people.
The less sense of morality, empathy and intelligence you possess, the better off you'll be. Judging from your spelling, you're a perfect fit for the job on the third count!